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Will be infrequently funny here, just like everywhere else. Behold my apathy. MN Sports, Music, Humor, Cocktails, Funny stuff, Animals Not in that exact order
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Welp. A better whistle would have been nice, but a good battle short handed.

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I don't get how Sengun gets away with that off arm It's obvious

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Don’t let them gaslight you

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DraftKings seeing the odds: use promo code “DINOSAURS” and we will match your bet

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

i think if a G-League guy can do the NBA dunk contest they should do an open like the Open Cup and have anyone from any random basketball league be eligible

submitted 7 days ago • 8 comments

Go Leonard, Go!

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Game! MVP Leonard Miller with 14 pts 7 rebs in a game to 40!

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Stop giving it to McClung and let Leonard Miller cook

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Fruit Head

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Ok, I'm reposting because I messed the whole thing up. Wrong win. Wrong video. Holy Moses. Get it together, lady. AWOO 31! NAZ REID x Crunch 🥊 🎥: RyanMSwanson

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AWOO 30! NAZ REID (again) 🎥: RyanMSwanson

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Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

submitted 10 days ago • 4 comments

Target Center is chanting Free Throw Merchant while SGA shoots free throws.

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Up 8 points at the half on OKC despite 5/25 from 3?

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TSJ MAGIC

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BIG JELLY

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the thing about jaylen clark is- im pretty sure he is currently the best player in the nba

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This fucker would get ejected out of a mass grave for ruining the vibe

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Dammit

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Dipped a toe back in the water. Daily Walkoff ⚾ #165 30 for 30 Swings: 55 🚀1️⃣: CHC, CWS, CIN, LAD, MIN 🚀2️⃣: AZ, ATL, BAL, BOS, CLE, COL, DET, HOU, KC, LAA, MIA, MIL, NYM, NYY, OAK, PHI, PIT, SD, SF, SEA, STL, TB, TEX, TOR, WSH

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

"The lovers, the dreamers and me" implies Kermit is neither a lover nor a dreamer. So what nefarious plot is he up to when he finds the rainbow connection?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Moug Dills

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I spent 2 hours on this.

submitted 13 days ago • 177 comments

Here's Kendrick Lamar's full Super Bowl performance. youtu.be/KDorKy-13ak?...

submitted 13 days ago • 23 comments

The ASL version of “Not Like Us” is magnificent.

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Performing Be Humble while standing between an split American flag tearing itself apart

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Hope The Brad is ok

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“Say Drake, I hear you like ‘em young” KENDRICK DIABOLICAL

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Got damn

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It turns out that one of the things I clearly needed to do before I die was watch the Vancouver Grizzlies mascot strip to the song “Pony.”

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And I think it's gonna be a long, long time 'Til Dillon Brooks wakes up without cryin' He's not the man he thinks next to Ant Oh, no, no, no He's a rocket man Rocket man Burning on the bench out here alone

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