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John Fetterman when asked about timing of vote that will cost millions health care and food on the table, destroy industries and jobs: "Oh my God, I just want to go home... I've missed our entire trip to to the beach." It is noon on a Monday.

Funny when it’s me and my boss has booked a 1 PM meeting Not funny when it’s your elected representative who is supposed to be fighting for your interests

A better world is possible

This isn’t just a bill. It’s a fundamental restructuring of American society in which the poor are abandoned, and “immigration jails” outrank healthcare. Billions taken from one and given to the other.

Ending Medicaid to build concentration camps

look at this absolute goober (deeply complimentary) this is what we want out of every elected official

Bitch, you’re from Texas. Walk around a state fair and tell me what “civilized” Americans eat like

CNN's chief data analyst says the takeaway of Mamdani's win is that "Democrats right now are out for blood — they want to take out their party leaders." "Democrats who say they want to replace their party leaders, 62% nationally say yes, compared to just 24% who say no."

when i moved back to new mexico a few years ago, my very first call to my rep was to complain about hakeem jeffries, just a few weeks into his first stint as leader. this is beautiful to me.

I did a little research and found that Eric Adams doesn't give two fucks about anti-semitism

me: the idf is committing terrible atrocities israel: actually, we make every 20-something in the country join the IDF, so those are just regular israeli citizens doing those atrocities 😏 i bet you feel pretty stupid now

I have literally never seen a graph like this once in all my years of being an election sicko 18-24 always lags, always, it’s just a natural law of politics and this is the guy they want to throw out of the party?!

Gosh I wonder if it's a good idea to stop running people born in the 1930s who campaign on the promise that nothing can ever improve

the sequence of events from “we need to engage the youth! we need our own joe rogan!” to mamdani’s rise to “we need to crush mamdani and distance ourselves from him” is really something

none of the democrats claiming that the left is dragging the party down could replicate this in their wildest dreams

My wife doesn't have my last name, we don't wear wedding rings, and we have separate bank accounts. It affects our life not one bit other than we're both extremely happy and have been for 17 years

The Right really is in disarray because they cannot seem to figure out if they should push “Zohran Mamdani is going to bring Sharia Law” or “Zohran Mamdani treats his wife with too much equality” as a smear campaign, so they are doing both.

The Levi-Strauss heir demands things that Zohran has repeatedly — indeed eloquently — done and promised. He has no intention of supporting Zohran, only in raising the cost of that dangled support higher. Only in exploiting Islamophobia as a means to protect his class interests.

The cool thing about being Just Some Guy is that I absolutely can just do the easy thing that makes me feel better and mock them. I'm not a pundit, I'm not an officeholder, I don't meaningfully shape discourse in any way. Sucks to suck, skill issue.

Have they, Andrew? Have they really

Voters: can you pay 50 cents more in taxes to pay for vegetables for children and agree not to defraud the elderly on their electrical bills Wall Street Guy: OH LIKE THE KILLING FIELDS?!?! LIKE THE KHMER ROUGE?!?!

i mean, that's the american dream right there, is it not? your kid grew up and got a beautiful and intelligent spouse and, in one generation, is now a leader for his community. in this case, it just so happened to be the biggest community in the country. i would be pinching my kid's cheeks, too.

i shan't be listening to the takes of centrists who believe in nothing

Free speech right-wingers are (usually) babies and liars about it. Free speech left-wingers are (usually) annoyingly consistent about it.

Careful guys, if you don’t control migration you might turn out like <checks notes> the greatest, wealthiest city in the world.

It’s really obvious that a whole bunch of people on this website were not alive or not not old enough to remember how all of media and the powered elite treated the election of Obama. Americas “moderates” have always been foaming at the mouth racists and bigots who abhor true positive change.

Do it you fuck. Split the conservative/neoliberal vote even further. Give in to your slimy ego and make this the most one-sided mayoral election in NY history.

i'm always yokel moding. i'm constantly hayseeding out. gawking like a bumpkinchad, mogging on cosmopolitanailures

This would've been a daily stormer thread a decade ago. Neo-nazi conspiracy theories are mainstream now.

Pretty wild that the presumptive mayor of New York is a guy who also could not bear the moral injury of having a Twitter account under the ownership of a billionaire Nazi.

I GREW ROSES??? Like real ones???? I thought it was super hard but like all I did was stick em in a pot and they shot off

Area Pundit Fails To Realize He's Writing "Voting For Progressive Policies A Mistake Despite Electoral Victory" Headlines More Often

Everyone in North Carolina buys 100% of their hard liquor from state-run stores

You ever laugh so hard seeing something that you choke on your own tongue

Turns out we can get just as excited as MAGA about something political, we just need something moral and just to get excited about.

Sending thoughts and prayers tonight to Matt Yglesias, Jonathan Chait, Ritchie Torres, Charlie Kirk, Libs of TikTok, and many more.

Wow. Watch this from Zohran Mamdani. It looks like the exact "fight" and "conviction" people are hopelessly asking for from the people in charge of the Democratic party: