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Stop drinking coke. They are quite LITERALLY murderers. Intentionally poisoning farm lands and assassinating union leaders.

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HELP ME IM BEING HUNG BY MY ANKLES BY A LIVE ELECTRICAL CABLE WITH 50 THOUSANDS VOLTS PULSING THROUGH IT!!!

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

DFW airport Skylink feels like an Epcot ride if you're drunk enough

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What if Instead of being named Ethan Hunt is name was "Ethan Cunt" and he absolutely served

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The past tense of winging it is wunging it

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HGTV makes me want to blow my fucking brains out.

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Resisting currently the urge to try and learn how to do a handstand instead of sleeping

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Just an image of me standing in front of the BEST ride at EPCOT

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

laying in bed after a long day be feeling so good that shit got me moaning.

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I like eating broccoli because it feels like I'm eating little tiny trees.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

it's nice to have a spot to go to and forget about the rest of the world for a couple hours.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

screaming payakan like kendrick screamed mustard rn

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Mr. Gorbachev, turn up that bass.

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Fun fact, Primus is actually a really tiny band so they use miniatures for their music videos and forced perspective during their live shows to make them look bigger than they actually are. There's only one music video where you can see the band's actual size, pictured below, "Shake hands with beef"

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I don't think I'm autistic but I can't stop vocal stimming Kermit the frog at 6:30 in the morning.

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

If God didn't want me to drunk drive she would not have made it so much fucking fun

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I heard we're finally allowed to upload videos longer than a minute now

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

insane youtube thumbnail in the recommendations

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

If it weren't for the trope being present in all the shows I watched growing up, I would have never known that I was supposed to bully kids with glasses. So really it's nickelodeon's fault therefore I will not be apologizing.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone got that one discord server they're in where they got a channel entirely dedicated to discussing the poop you are having or just had. Thank God no one shares pictures.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Love on a leash. Thank you, you beautiful elderly Chinese woman for gifting us with this wonderful film.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

I should be gay so I can say that word, unfortunately that would be what the kids call "disingenuous"

submitted 96 days ago • 1 comment

Film take: They should mpreg Ryan Gosling and it should not be a comedy movie. 🫃

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Why cant Dallas be as cool as the people of philly

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I'm getting jump scared by David Lynch on my Instagram ads

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Get you the type of partner who will clear out an abandoned hospital with you full of interdimensional parasite zombies and transhuman fascist soldiers to blast away with shotguns.

submitted 110 days ago • 1 comment