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Love on a leash. Thank you, you beautiful elderly Chinese woman for gifting us with this wonderful film.

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I should be gay so I can say that word, unfortunately that would be what the kids call "disingenuous"

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Film take: They should mpreg Ryan Gosling and it should not be a comedy movie. 🫃

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Why cant Dallas be as cool as the people of philly

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I'm getting jump scared by David Lynch on my Instagram ads

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Get you the type of partner who will clear out an abandoned hospital with you full of interdimensional parasite zombies and transhuman fascist soldiers to blast away with shotguns.

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

I ate out yo grandpa, call that shit fossil rim.

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wholesome family fun with @jackboxgames.com

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She hit me with that cracker starfish technique

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Is it probable cause if the car has a sticker that says "riding dirty"?

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Damn, bluesky is now officially popular enough to get these bots designed to prey on dumb horny people. I am both of those things, but not dumb or horny enough to fall for it

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I had a profound thought earlier that I was going to post on here but I forgot it. pretend that this is it

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I'm only 23, but man, looking at these 18 year olds in their army uniforms in the airport. They still look like children to me. 18 is to young to be sent off to die. Then again, no age is a good age to die.

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The disappointment in my soul when we have to take a safety course about "hot work" and there's nothing sexy about it 😔

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since 2024 is over, here is all the new for 2024 movies I saw this year ranked on letterboxed, feel free to fight me in the replies.

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sex gifs

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The end of chapter XXI in blood meridian is just describing a scene that looks like this image except it's night time.

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I'll bet plane tickets are pretty cheap right now

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I dream to one day be a giant toaster to cook a poptart inside of me

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Ignoring politics, Who do you think is the most kissable US president?

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can't sleep at all so I'm alternating between stretching, family Guy death pose, stretching, Halo ce Master Chief death pose, stretching, and so on and so forth.

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#25daysofcoasters , number 1, the motherfuggin voyage baby!!!!

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in Die Hard, a cop has a character arch where he is too scared to pull his gun after he unnecessarily killed a kid and then at the end of the movie he works up the courage to kill a guy

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The freedom of birds is an insult to me. I'd have them all in zoos.

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#25daysofcoasters number 2, wildcat's revenge (image stolen from the Hershey park website)

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Rate my setup

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