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Job: Managing Apple things. Hobby: Buying a lot of music. Western front of Chicagoland with the parts of a great family who haven't grown up and moved out yet. I support all coups at the zoo. Also: @[email protected] and http://zoocoup.tumblr.com
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He could get plenty of fluids in retirement

The world needs a new Melkbelly album

1 bedroom. beautiful view. no amenities. $2000/month

Andrew Cuomo Subpoenas Gynecological Records Of Women Who Didn’t Vote For Him theonion.com/andrew-...

Let's Go! — “OSEES will release a new album, Abomination Revealed at Last, on August 8”  www.brooklynvegan.com/osees-announ...

“This Is The Beginning of The End of The 9/11 Era” www.forever-wars.com/this-is-the-...

Feels like ranked choice was absolutely decisive in this race—not because of the vote count, but because of how it changed the incentives from zero-sum to cooperapetitive. It allowed a fractured left field to align organically through co-endorsements instead of falling into a circular firing squad.

Even if you are not a ZKM fan, you have to thrill to the stunning failure of so much money to buy an election.

Well this is new 🙃

brad lander primary chuck schumer

Kind of forgot what it was like to feel joy about an election result

Andrew Cuomo gets publicly humiliated. Bill Clinton learns his endorsement is worth less than dogshit. What a great time to be a hater. A golden age.

… Maybe time for old-school Dems to look at this campaign and see the future

Bill Clinton please endorse my enemies

“The Trump administration is making an unprecedented reach for data held by states” www.npr.org/2025/06/24/n...

Boggles my mind that some musicians will pay a PR firm to promote their album but would rather put AI slop on the cover than hire a real artist to draw something

Honestly I shouldn’t even know the name of anyone’s mayor but my own. Get your shit together, NYC

New Barbara Manning single missbarbaramanning.bandcamp.com/album/cantor...

“The Democrats’ Out of Touch 90s Tactics” www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2025/06/the-...

“The Miller disclosure is another example of the myriad financial, professional, and personal linkages that Palantir has with the administration.” sherwood.news/markets/step...

“National Guard troops federalized for operations in greater Los Angeles recently aided the DEA in the eastern Coachella Valley.” taskandpurpose.com/news/nationa...

“But for that to happen, there is a lot lawmakers need to work out within the next 72 hours. And some senators don’t think the timeline is realistic.” www.notus.org/congress/rec...

“Everything suspect about Substack stems from a desire to be more like a sticky destination and less like a publisher. You can ignore their posturing about free speech and just look at how they’re leaning harder and harder into audience capture and engagement”

“A senior Justice Department official, Emil Bove III, told subordinates he was willing to ignore court orders in order to fulfill the president’s aggressive deportation campaign, according to a whistle-blower complaint by a department lawyer who has since been fired.”

“The parliamentarian ruled against a provision in the legislation that would deem offshore oil and gas projects as automatically compliant with the National Environmental Policy Act, essentially nullifying the environmental review process for these projects.” thehill.com/homenews/sen...

“Senate GOP’s tax cuts projected to cost $4.2T — with costly SALT deal pending” www.politico.com/live-updates...

These are resources will never get back once they are squandered away www.npr.org/2025/06/23/g...

Good morning bloodmonolith.bandcamp.com/album/the-ca...

“It's the expertise that we need, not the loyalty to a particular administration” www.npr.org/2025/06/23/n...

“The Incredibly Stupid, Self-Defeating Democratic Panic about Zohran Mamdani” www.messageboxnews.com/p/the-incred...

“There’s an effort underway to vote on Sen. Tim Kaine’s resolution invoking the War Powers Act — requiring Trump to receive approval for additional action in Iran — before the tax bill comes to the floor later this week…” www.semafor.com/article/06/2...

“The Senate parliamentarian has rejected several more provisions in the Republican megabill to enact President Trump’s agenda, including language authorizing states to conduct border security and immigration enforcement, which traditionally have been duties of the federal government.”

“Senate Republicans cannot force the U.S. Postal Service to scrap thousands of electric vehicles and charging equipment in a massive tax and budget bill, the Senate parliamentarian said late on Sunday.” www.reuters.com/business/aut...

zohran is proof that to mobilize the left you have to have "dorkiest guy at the punk show" energy instead of "coolest guy at mock trial" energy

Dr. Charles Nichols, longtime friend of Dr. Richard Kimball, and shareholder and spokesperson for the new miracle drug Provasic, has endorsed Cuomo.

any time you hear one of these tech-finance AI boosters saying that AI will help us come up with solutions for climate change, remember that we already have much of the technology we need to address it and they’re either stupid or lying to you if they won’t admit it

Tech companies only have five ideas: robot slave (actually just human slaves), hallucinatory counter-reality, untaxable money, The Everything App, and Clippy

Testing the new betas

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🧪 NEW BETA RELEASES 🧪 📱 iOS 26 beta 2 (23A5276f) 📱 iPadOS 26 beta 2 (23A5276f) 💻 macOS 26 beta 2 (25A5295e) 📺 tvOS 26 beta 2 (23J5295e) 🥽 visionOS 26 beta 2 (23M5279f) ⌚ watchOS 26 beta 2 (23R5296f) #apple #infosec

Zohran's campaign catching fire is part of a bigger trend to keep an eye on: Earnestness & sincerity are gonna make a comeback. The thermostatic response swings in both directions - people may think they want a strongman, but actually, whoops, it's not that fun to live under or work for an asshole.

Turns out Hegseth having a group chat about military attack plans is less dangerous than Trump tweeting them out to the world

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