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zootius.bsky.social
Follow me. I don't know where we're going. 📍Ilkley Moor My crimes, from birth: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dz6hbi4vdmnuzispnhpvd2sk/feed/aaaioxn3i4t4s My recent skoots: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dz6hbi4vdmnuzispnhpvd2sk/feed/aaaj46radpv64
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Why do all these fake blue resistbots say No DMs at the end of their profile? It's a dead giveaway.

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I'm a well-rounded individual. Almost spherical since Christmas

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Every day I gain 3 followers and lose 2. Conclusion: I'm only 33% relatable / likeable. Big love to my hardcore third crew.

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Special relationship is over, lads

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Level 1: Realise that life is a Roguelike Level 2: Realise that Rogue is lifelike

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Slay the Spire is great because it reminds us that no matter how good a deck you build in life, if your cards come out in the wrong order one day, you can still get killed by a puddle of slime.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:

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If anybody wants to learn to code React, I really recommend this Scrimba course by Bob Ziroll - the way you can interact with the code directly during the lessons is fantastic. scrimba.com/learn-react-...

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Get in, weirdo. We're going to the weirdo place.

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F@$&! I bought all these hot cross buns at one a penny not knowing that mere seconds later they'd only be two a penny. I'm ruined!

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On the last day I saw Gloria, she picked up all her belongings and furniture in a sweet new customized Ford van. What could I say? Sick Transit, Gloria.

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Our long, sordid affair came to a conclusion when she decided to give up sex and become a nun. So that's how it ended; not with a bang, but with a wimple.

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Piggy lunch theft

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This bully has been stealing my kid's stuff at school. So the school has arranged for the school's other big bully to have a friendly talk with the bully in private and see if the bully will agree to stop bullying my kid, if they get to keep all her stuff.

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"Modern Life is Rubbish" warbled Damon Albarn in 1993. Shut the fuck up, 1993 Damon Albarn. You know NOTHING

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Her: You look like the sort of guy who likes brown sauce Me: I'll take that as a condiment

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My grapes must what?

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I'm going for that "Billionaire" look in my house

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It's waning gibbous. Hallelujah.

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Microsoft Teams Product Team decisions: 1. Ensure that Teams requires a mandatory update 3 minutes before the remote job interview is about to start 2. Ensure the update fails mysteriously so that when you press the update button, nothing happens

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My nightly spider consumption has drastically reduced since I got the CPAP machine, and mornings don't taste the same

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Stoking up strong feelings for Pat Benatar

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This interactive tree of life is lots of fun, and politicians and billionaires can't ruin it. www.onezoom.org/life.html/@L...

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