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Noooo man I stopped paying attention to Wuwa for too long and missed the gun character. Now I gotta keep playing with this stupid ass Jihnsi and shit.

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Damn, is it time for a questionable quantity of caffeine?

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We love gacha. Give me the gacha.

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I'm seeing a lot of complaints about Genshin Impact lately. Is there really a widespread feeling of dissatisfaction with the game now? Or is it just social media minority that I happen to be seeing?

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I have not received a valentine card in my entire life. I got an email at work saying someone had sent me one through our ecard system. It was a simulated phishing email from our security team to see if I'd click the link. It's over for me I'm afraid.

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It's fast, it's fun, it's dominion.

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Monday sugga da weewee haha.

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Don't be a lil stinky pants.

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Heavy music fans tune in to this band they are HEAT. www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-C8...

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slams down credit card

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A Polite Penguin Patiently Waits for Humans to Move Out of the Way 🐧

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They're just recording in a garage with a tin can pinched under the garage door with a string attached to another tin can that someone's got pointed at their iPhone with the voice memo recording. Good one guys.

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It's like they thought oh hey guys everyone really liked Mind Tricks. Do you think it's because it's good songwriting and incredible instrumentals and lyrics? Nah, it's for sure because it sounds like it's being broadcasted over the fuckin' police radio. Let's do that for 21 years.

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Disarmonia Mundi is like if you put the Mona Lisa in a frosted glass display. You absolutely know the masterpiece is there, but why have you packaged it this way. Oil and water mix better than this guy.

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Current status: Coffee man. Thinking about Reverse 1999 and Morimens.

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SHAGLORPY.

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Oh look at me I'm everyone on Bluesky and I have some cool talent or ability and people like me oohh wow look at me not like this Zorpoh guy he blows. I know that's not what anyone is saying or what they mean, but that's what I read lol.

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What does Monday keep coming for. Nobody wants you here dude just leave.

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Holy krabingus I think that's unironically the best night of sleep I've had in like over 10 years and I have no idea why.

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1 like = one thing I'm proud of from last year. Please don't like this post. I'm already out of things.

submitted 54 days ago • 1 comment

Clappy New Years y'all. I hope you are all looking forward to see if I break double digit posts this year!

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What if it was 9:30 am and I wanted to go to bed?

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These Discord quests are so cheeks dude. Would it really be that big of an ask for that avatar borders to be permanent? Who cares about having a time limited border lmao.

Noooo man I stopped paying attention to Wuwa for too long and missed the gun character. Now I gotta keep playing with this stupid ass Jihnsi and shit.

Damn, is it time for a questionable quantity of caffeine?

We love gacha. Give me the gacha.

I'm seeing a lot of complaints about Genshin Impact lately. Is there really a widespread feeling of dissatisfaction with the game now? Or is it just social media minority that I happen to be seeing?

I have not received a valentine card in my entire life. I got an email at work saying someone had sent me one through our ecard system. It was a simulated phishing email from our security team to see if I'd click the link. It's over for me I'm afraid.

It's fast, it's fun, it's dominion.

Monday sugga da weewee haha.

Don't be a lil stinky pants.

Heavy music fans tune in to this band they are HEAT. www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-C8...

slams down credit card

A Polite Penguin Patiently Waits for Humans to Move Out of the Way 🐧

They're just recording in a garage with a tin can pinched under the garage door with a string attached to another tin can that someone's got pointed at their iPhone with the voice memo recording. Good one guys.

It's like they thought oh hey guys everyone really liked Mind Tricks. Do you think it's because it's good songwriting and incredible instrumentals and lyrics? Nah, it's for sure because it sounds like it's being broadcasted over the fuckin' police radio. Let's do that for 21 years.

Disarmonia Mundi is like if you put the Mona Lisa in a frosted glass display. You absolutely know the masterpiece is there, but why have you packaged it this way. Oil and water mix better than this guy.

Current status: Coffee man. Thinking about Reverse 1999 and Morimens.

SHAGLORPY.

Oh look at me I'm everyone on Bluesky and I have some cool talent or ability and people like me oohh wow look at me not like this Zorpoh guy he blows. I know that's not what anyone is saying or what they mean, but that's what I read lol.

What does Monday keep coming for. Nobody wants you here dude just leave.

Holy krabingus I think that's unironically the best night of sleep I've had in like over 10 years and I have no idea why.

1 like = one thing I'm proud of from last year. Please don't like this post. I'm already out of things.

Clappy New Years y'all. I hope you are all looking forward to see if I break double digit posts this year!

What if it was 9:30 am and I wanted to go to bed?

These Discord quests are so cheeks dude. Would it really be that big of an ask for that avatar borders to be permanent? Who cares about having a time limited border lmao.

Amogus lmao

Where'd Brakence go man? I need to feel stuff.

It was less than a week ago that I said I'd never play FFXI. Whoopsies.