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socially liz lemon, fiscally lucille bluth.
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Dallas Mavericks said we’re ending DEI too

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Woj realizing he doesn’t have to stay up all night analyzing this

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

My therapist walked me through the Ben Simmons years. If anyone needs her contact, lmk

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

“I believe that defense wins championships.”

submitted 30 days ago • 2 comments

DARYL MOREY WAKE UP

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

leaving the cruelty aside for just a minute it's absolutely humiliating to imagine being my age or older and getting excited because you think you've been given permission to say a bad word. what are you gonna do next, ride your tricycle past the end of the block

submitted 35 days ago • 126 comments

Vibin

submitted 37 days ago • 2 comments

One great thing about Philly sports teams in championships is watching the rest of the country/world try and unpack the local culture.

submitted 36 days ago • 14 comments

It never ends well.

submitted 37 days ago • 24 comments

Saquon: "my daughter, when I told her that we were going to Philly. she kind of was just like 'does that mean we're gonna win now?' and I just started smiling and I was like, hopefully." his daughter tonight:

submitted 37 days ago • 12 comments

Setting course

submitted 36 days ago • 26 comments

“They forgot to grease the historical markers” is a sentence that has never been said before and could not be said in any other city

submitted 37 days ago • 12 comments

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Most Super Bowl appearances since 2000: Patriots — 9 Chiefs — 4* Eagles — 4 *KC plays later tonight

submitted 37 days ago • 10 comments

FRANKIE LUVU

submitted 37 days ago • 27 comments

Was Washington trying to impose a filibuster down 11?

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

help we need more holy wooder

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submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

we are 2 wins away from that guy eating horse poop again go birds

submitted 37 days ago • 5 comments

I don’t think I can breathe. Go Birds.

submitted 37 days ago • 9 comments

Sixers win two in a row! Join me in caring!! It's not too late to have feelings again!!! www.rightstorickysanchez.com/p/sixers-sti...

submitted 37 days ago • 2 comments

No way the Eagles lose after this

submitted 38 days ago • 48 comments

Go Birds.

submitted 38 days ago • 102 comments

SOCRATES: I am wiser than this man; he fancies he knows something, although he knows nothing— DARRYL, SOCRATES' FRIEND (Editor's note: There is no historical evidence that Socrates actually had a friend named Darryl. This is likely a character invented to facilitate the joke.): fuck him up socrates

submitted 41 days ago • 59 comments

Everything is bad in the state of my union.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

The word “final” hits me like a truck

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

📢Know Your Rights! Communities across the country are dealing with the fear and threat of immigration raids. To our immigrant neighbors and families, I am so sorry you are facing this cruelty and targeting, and our office is here as a resource.

submitted 42 days ago • 5 comments

I understand Pence attending the inauguration, despite Trump trying to kill him. I still attend Sixers games.

submitted 43 days ago • 2 comments

Gotta beat the Commanders next week. Cant let Josh Harris owned teams start winning in Philly

submitted 44 days ago • 2 comments

And the Philadelphia Eagles

submitted 44 days ago • 3 comments

Go Birds.

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

go birds with all you’ve got

submitted 44 days ago • 6 comments

Looking at what got me through the last time Trump was President (Sixers). Damn, I am not surviving this presidency.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments