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zseabeard.bsky.social
be kind. LGBTQIA+ ally. black lives matter. support sex workers. https://www.youtube.com/@zseabeard
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first saturday off work in almost 2 years and i’ve done nothing all day except play balatro

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happy minion monday everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Today I DESTROYED my end goal time of 28:XX in Blast Corps Any%, 29:35 -> 28:26!! I'm starting the Mario Kart 64 derust. Looking for a sub 40 time, this will be a grind!! Thank you everyone for watching the Blast Corps grind, I've cemented the top 10 time I was looking for for the foreseeable future

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

Old Man's Son Also Old Man

submitted 10 days ago • 67 comments

submitted 11 days ago • 1539 comments

island punch? more like wait till I Land a Punch on the face of whoever thought this tasted good

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

ain’t no way starbucks is charging $3.75 for ONE COOKIE and $4.25 FOR A BROWNIE!!!! that’s like a cent per calorie !!!!!!

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

uhhh what happen

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

i hope all the people complaining about D-E-I keel over and D-I-E

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

[trying to explain the concept of a bus schedule to a speedrunner] so, imagine a frame rule,

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

drake really made a song for all the “where’s my hug” ass mfs 💀

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

when people type NAILS in twitch chat do they mean these 💅🏻

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

i tried to explain the “Green Demon Challenge” to my urologist, but she thought i said “Green Semen Challenge.” grow up urology!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Fox Bleeps Out Entire Kendrick Lamar Performance theonion.com/fox-ble...

submitted 28 days ago • 304 comments

i want to remake the Cash Cab tv show but when the contestant gets a question wrong i drive us off a cliff

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really cool when you open up a clip on Twitch Mobile and you cant see the streamer or mario because it defaults to opening in tik tok vertical format

submitted 31 days ago • 2 comments

now that we are on bluesky and i have a folder with over 100 minion memes in it, i think it’s time we bring back Minion Mondays: a celebration of the highest form of comedy.

submitted 34 days ago • 3 comments

Hey guys. Sucks to see what happened to pace. It’s even worse to see a lot of ppl missing details about it as well. Im going to post a bunch of screenshots of DMs alongside a link to a document that details my situation with losing 400 off m prize from last pace docs.google.com/document/d/1...

submitted 37 days ago • 15 comments

every sm64 discord server rn

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

maybe i’m 15 years late to the party, but why would Nicki Minaj ever “put this pussy on ya sideburns”

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment