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The shortness of his reign has bequeathed nothing memorable to history. He was slain in the civitas of Nrurim. Nrurim is unidentified. #RememberAed
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Guns don’t kill people. Robots eat people.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

The three body problem is almost too good an analogy for polyamory.

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

Hope it wasn’t a driving school or they’ll probably lose their license

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

“Write your representatives” is just code for “I don’t fuckin’ know what to do, either.”

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

You know what? Passive voice is awesome. Sometimes I don’t want you to know who did it, you nosey shitbird.

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

Nobonos are no good

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Can’t you see this is the land of extrusion?

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Like a leaf on the wind. Of a leaf blower. I feel sick.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Hello, Satan’s favorite desert

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Oscar Wilde was 6’3”, except when he was in France, where he was over 190 cm.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Don’t refer to yourself. Ever.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

I’m not waiting for the end any more.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

If you bake poorly, you bake less.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Look. Exactly.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

The problem with you is that the possessive form sounds the same as the contraction with ‘to be’

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

First they came for me And I did not speak out Because I was not feeling like myself that day

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Azurivo Dove (Male), Fluish, MI

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

I want all my gifts to come in a pear tree, by the way.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments