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JP. they/them. zstraps on ao3. giggling and kicking my feet about gay pirates https://archiveofourown.org/users/zstraps
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Line up released for Glastonbury's new Chromatic Wood Type stage! 🤠 https://buff.ly/2uWLUsQ

this fic is SO GOOD yall!!!

my crush on the hound is not fading so now ed and stede have to watch game of thrones them's the rules

the most important thing about ofmd is that it's very realistic with all its ups and downs, light and dark, and light again (and this is not a ship edit)

"Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind."

Here is Jim, because Jim is just good for any prompt for Garlic Soup 😆 I'm thrilled how it came out #DigitalPainting #GarlicSoupWeek #OFMD

stede: *laying on the floor like a raw chicken leg* the scourge of the seven seas: is anyone gonna eat that?

a very merry fuck it tuesday to all involved

oluwande is the best dude ever!!! jim & archie & zheng are there to make sure you know and to fight anyone who says otherwise!!! (another old art share for #GarlicSoupWeek autumn bingo <3) #OFMD #OFMDart

"oh, that's the shape of love"

A little something #ofmd

OH THANK GOD the electric company canceled the planned 4-hour outage that was supposed to happen tomorrow 🎉😮‍💨

KEEN TO GO BACK TO HIS RICE SACK help

Asking out of pure scientific curiosity and not at all because I'm a pervert 😅 Are there any fics of Stede hornily, slobberingly fellating that gun handle like both he and Ed deserve?

this is the kind of cat ed i want

the next time there’s an ofmd drag/burlesque show. i DESPERATELY want someone to do an act to this song as the cursed suit. like, sentient cursed suit. it would be SO WEIRD. i can’t stop thinking about it. PLS open.spotify.com/track/0cCGlP...

For years, we were told "don't believe everything you read on the internet" because misinformation could pop up anywhere. Now, people say "I asked chatGPT" like it's right . Which was trained on that same internet, both correct and incorrect. That thumping sound is my head against the brick wall

I couldn't stop thinking about the doing my best star and had to give one to stede

Red PANda !! 🏳️‍🌈 #pride #pridemonth #pansexual

Me and my lil crafts 🐱🧶 #cats #illustration #catart

Another pride flag! 🐾🏳️‍🌈 #mlm #pride #pridemonth

Lil lesbian cat 😽 #lesbian #pride

It’s almost pride month and last year I made a bunch of lil pride bunnies and I wanted to do something similar this year with some other creatures! Here are the first 2, I’ll be making more so drop any suggestions below! 🫶🏳️‍🌈 #pride

Crew for life 🌈💛 #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd

Inspired by several shitposts, voilà

LOL

lol remember when i used to write fanfiction

this is who runs this account <3

the amount of references on this section of the ofmd wikipedia page is sending me