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Man, Keanu looks nothing like Rivers Cuomo.

I'm pursuing an experimental treatment for my fibromyalgia. If you can help, anything is appreciated no matter how small a contribution. 💸 paypal.me/birdsephone 💸 #mutualaid #transcrowdfund #disabilitycrowdfund

need to start buying 99c candy cigarettes and putting them out when i'm upset at something i'm already broke so what's another $2k in debt a month

😎 Sports Mode 😎

i love my friends, who are all off screen, laughing WITH me

rob manfred doesn't just hate baseball, he hates the fans, too

that street photo of pritzker that's circling uncredited was taken by my friend V (@vsidaugaite), who i play pickup basketball with and is an incredible street, portrait, and skate photographer unfortunately she's not on bluesky but you can find her everywhere else

Day 4 of the fundraiser. Incredibly grateful for the success so far! We're 25% of the way there! Please keep sharing. Keep showing love to trans people. Check out Harry Potter from a library and put it in your toilet.

pooh just tried to flop and show his belly while he was already on my lap, and fell off anyway anyone know how to reattach a vein to itself

Fascinating. It's almost like many organizers said that cities should fund alternative models of violence prevention... but those organizers were called "naive" and "unrealistic" thetriibe.com/2025/04/prit...

A place I love with all my heart, @brattletheatre.bsky.social could use some help after a bit of bad luck this weekend. Please consider donating if you can! #filmsky brattlefilm.org/2025/04/17/f...

April basic needs: 425/800 Disability benefits have run out for the month. Need food and meds for the remainder of the month. Going to be alone during the holiday weekend and having mental difficulties because of it ko-fi.com/jebwrench

$5/mo for PBS Passport is one of the best deals in streaming, for real

today im thinking of kentaro mori's amazing artwork futureexpress.net/fe9_gallery....

okay now i am definitely tight in money, and i might need some muns more than before plz share... ;w;

I'm upset and embarrassed to ask for help, but Twitch still hasn't processed my payout for April and I'm out $412. I wanted to try but I just can't take on more small / immediate commission types;; I'm sorry If you're able to help through my Ko-Fi, i made a goal. Or please share this I'm grateful.

sigh.

If you get testosterone gel from Strides Pharma Inc, check your lot numbers, benzene was found in it so it's gotten recalled www.chpw.org/provider-cen...

love to be on hold with my isp to do some Budget Inventory Tetris (beg for payment plan) and give pooh an entire 1/3rd cup of food to try to stop him from meowing while i talk — and then when I'm done he waltzes over and begs for more

yup

after recent events, the amount I need to get some groceries has come down to just $80

The goal has reached 50%!!!! Only half left and ANYTHING helps!!!

Lost my phone at the shops then got it back and now i opened it and it is FULLY BROKEN i can't press things on the screen, it doesn't work. am somehow trying to backup all my stuff from it. Please i really need a phone now. i don't have an extra one or anything. ko-fi.com/catgirlfingi...

Still short on this and could do with getting over the line. Three burst pipes and the crappy drain being *just* inside the house means no cheap fix and me and the kids would like a loo, a shower and to feel human again, not be mopping and slopping out. I am tired of the smell and tired Please help

As always, thank you to everyone who has helped. The goal has gone up slightly (by $120) to help me cover some things I might need for job interviews. Namely just some appropriate clothes, since I have little clothes to begin with. www.gofundme.com/f/help-overc...

Just a week until I move in with my girlfriend in the PNW! Trying to raise a bit of money to help provide stability during my job search once I get there. ko-fi.com/justindoggy

who the fuck is tingis pingis. i aint ever heard of latvia. you drafted this kid? you stupid mother fucker you

just imagined Charles Barkley saying "surrealism"

Day 2 of the fundraiser. Please share and help if you can. I promise you I will be so fucking gay in Seattle. Streaming with the goo crew this weekend.

I can’t believe I’m writing this, but my mom died. And soon I'm flying to the funeral If you want to support me and my art during this period, I'll leave a few links for that. I appreciate any support, thank you! ko-fi.com/martapreliy buymeacoffee.com/martapreliy www.inprnt.com/gallery/mart...

Still need rent funds to avoid eviction and $92 to pay towards my phone bill It's tip Tuesday 💕 My links to sites are in bio and there's quite a bit up there 😘 $danirockasota V: djamiempls

April basic needs: 350/800 Disability benefits have run out for the month. Need food and meds for the remainder of the month. Close to nothing left in the bank account. ko-fi.com/jebwrench

“co-habitating twin christian dropship influencer brothers” is elliott smith’s worst song