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zynbalta.bsky.social
cat enjoyer, music listener, autism haver got blocked by libsoftiktok on twitter cursed with cleveland sports fandom she/they 🏳️‍⚧️
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i have been relegated to bluesky for being too happy for Brian Thompson’s demise

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

whichever “don’t let these people see the light of day ever again” phrase you wanna use here, use it

submitted 570 days ago • 0 comments

hoping and praying Frank LaRose drives head on into a semi on his way home tonight

submitted 575 days ago • 1 comment

LMAOOOO EAT SHIT FRANK LALOSER

submitted 575 days ago • 0 comments

this is browns football

submitted 581 days ago • 0 comments

BROWNS FOOTBALL IS BACK TODAY BAYBEEEEE

submitted 581 days ago • 0 comments

who up pushing they boulder rn

submitted 591 days ago • 0 comments

threads is like if you could get an app that showed the channel you have to watch while pumping gas

submitted 594 days ago • 43 comments

ShotSpotter's CEO hopped on a Twitter thread threatening to sue me (https://twitter.com/greg_doucette/status/1511887014270058504) Until an astroturf acct got exposed as ShotSpotter's VP of Engineering (https://twitter.com/greg_doucette/status/1511957436122472453) Got mysteriously quiet after that!

submitted 599 days ago • 2 comments

Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 $5 drinks $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

submitted 599 days ago • 0 comments

me when cops: 🫥🫥 me when cops but they’ve stopped a sovereign citizen: HELLLLL YEAH ARREST THAT LOSER AND THROW EM IN THE BACKSEAT

submitted 600 days ago • 0 comments

just saw a skeet to someone that said “kill yourself” that was still up after 3 days. this is my kinda place

submitted 604 days ago • 0 comments

posting thirst traps in the morning

submitted 604 days ago • 1 comment

highest: 2016 cavs championship by a mile lowest: chad henne 4th down conversion/that bullshit touchback call before halftime

submitted 605 days ago • 0 comments

the what market

submitted 605 days ago • 11 comments

my time to shine! libsoftiktok blocked me for telling her to unlive herself in her DMs

submitted 606 days ago • 0 comments

what is the charge? drinking a beer? a succulent human beer?

submitted 623 days ago • 39 comments

is it that time of year where we overreact to summer league games with teams built in a couple weeks and 90% of said players will never play actual NBA minutes?

submitted 607 days ago • 1 comment

BlueSky: Trans person makes a joke replying to Jake Tapper, immediately illustrated by comic artist, liked by AOC. Everything gets nine likes. Threads: Ellen DeGeneres hosts a rap battle between Frito-Lay and Cheez-Its riddled with "chedda," avoiding hard-R. The CIA buys all the data.

submitted 608 days ago • 36 comments

i know i don’t have too many basketball fans on here yet but i really hope Wemby has an incredible career, the way he carries himself has face of the league all over him

submitted 608 days ago • 1 comment

why, did something happen?

submitted 609 days ago • 62 comments

submitted 609 days ago • 10 comments

the “bruh sound effect” is now a part of my vernacular and i will never be okay with it

submitted 609 days ago • 0 comments

the woke right strikes again

submitted 610 days ago • 0 comments

NFL bluesky doesn’t kick off until we get this skeet

submitted 610 days ago • 0 comments

the police legally aren't allowed to suspect you of discharging a firearm in a residential area today

submitted 611 days ago • 5 comments

july 4th is just cookout thanksgiving

submitted 611 days ago • 0 comments