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zzmid.bsky.social
idiot tankie with a gentleman's temper. too shitty for the principled communists, too annoying for the cool shitposters. he/him
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A very happy birthday to one of the sweetest baddies I know. @coolhandkas.bsky.social

IF YE DON'T BEAT YER MEAT YE CANNAE GET ANY PUSSY! HOW CAN YE GET ANY PUSSY IF YE DON'T BEAT YER MEAT!? Happy Valentine's Day

Something that Kwame Ture said that I haven't been able to stop thinking about

North Atlantic Fascist Organization getting money from USAID? I'm happy for them. I'd hate to think they'd debased themselves so completely for free.

Rye bread can eat my ass

Damn girl you're hotter than fresh shit

I just sold Bianca Censori one of my designer dresses and it looks absolutely beautiful. Really brings out her pussy and asshole.

Most of us are already struggling to pay for groceries, so FUCK IT HIT EM WITH EVERYTHING WE'VE GOT YOU WANNA SEE WHAT 50% FEELS LIKE MOTHERFUCKER

I guess that army helicopter identified as, uhh, something that crashes into a fuckin jet, hey?

🙏 manifesting them being removed from the pavement with a pressure washer 🙏

Drew heard that Destiny was recording women without their consent and then distributing the recordings, and his first thought was, "Maybe I can get laid too!"

ac/dc love rock so much, that if you arent even rocking, but even just about to rock, they salute you. the world needs more of this attitude

Takin five eh

I was sitting at the table and dicking around on my laptop around midnight when I looked up and saw my foxy friend doing her best LET ME INNNN pose

Free Palestine.

If i had a gf id stop posting wild shit, id be like "i love my bitch girlfriend so much we're making pot roast tonight 💕" and watch like 90 day fiance istead of coming on here and calling Obama ableist slurs

Balatro this, balatro that. How bout you balatro' me that asssss?

Malcolm X was largely right about most things, imo.

Norman Bethune Greatest Canadian

good morning

You and I have more in common with even the most radically conservative Imam in Iran than we do with the psychopaths in suits who own and control everything here

All warfare is deception. We have to keep Trump confused. And what would be more confusing than Canada overnight becoming an Islamic Caliphate?

How's everyone's January 6th shaping up?

The last time we did this it ended with "You can't eat sushi unless you're Japanese" and, no, I shant be doing this again.

Asked her brothers to smell my fingers

The oldest woman you've ever seen wearing a cop uniform: It looks like all the victims were locals so if you're here from Georgia to watch the big game you can relax and take it easy. Fucking what!?

Sick of CK3 man. Every time I think I might be getting somewhere it's like (your brother) has started fucking (your nephew) and everyone is disgusted with your family. Does this happen to anyone else or do I just need to stop playing as Greeks?

Can you imagine if Sitting on the Dock of the Bay was written by Little Richard instead of Otis Redding? What would that be like I wonder? I bet it'd go something like this: I'm sitting on a cock cuz I'm gay

Listening to the radio with my grandpa, George Michael starts playing. I want your sex!? Jesus Christ, and this is from the 80s!? No wonder every new song that comes out is just "take me home and fuck me!"