Here's a secret few people know: US nuclear submarines are sitting on the ocean bottom off of the coast of China and N. Korea. If either country fires a nuclear missile, the subs fire their nuclear weapons at designated targets.
This is an important revelation! It can really work. I used to hide my baking in the oven and it worked fine! Well, until it was done, then I had to use other options.
Somebody dies every winter because they took an "avoid highways" route north of Sacramento and froze on a summer only road. Us flatlanders (I are one) gotta look carefully at where those maps tell us to go.
Oh Lordy, remember that couple who decided to take a shortcut over the mountains on California logging roads in a blizzard to get to grandma’s house in Las Vegas early for Thanksgiving? They lived, but it was a near thing.
True, but I’ve never been so lost as trying to navigate in and around the roads around almond orchards at night.
It’s like being lost in a forest with no points of reference.
Yup. I got trapped in the almond orchards once when they were flooding due to a Feather River Dam overflow release. Nice sunny day with four to six inches of water running across the roads & no way to get to high ground. Fun times.
Well! That could be it. That could be why they can't be seen. Did anyone think to look in the sea? No? You're fired - all of you. Get the Avengers on the phone.
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The Pools on the Titanic are still Full!
Even harder in the air.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poiVqZJPVBo
Okay, I see how that might work better...
Deepity
Buhuh huh huh
Ice is too cold
That's cheating!!
It's like playing hide and seek with a special needs kid in a wheelchair.
An adorable effort, but you turn around and... There they are sticking out, plain as day from behind the ocean 👀
It’s like being lost in a forest with no points of reference.
Also the *menopause* ads with the disclaimer "tell your doctor if you're pregnant or are planning on becoming pregnant".