I like the idea of being an unstoppable optional boss monster most of the time but sometimes I do kinda wanna just get bullied by the hero, bowser-style - ThreadSky

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betheymoth.bsky.social • 1 day ago

I like the idea of being an unstoppable optional boss monster most of the time but sometimes I do kinda wanna just get bullied by the hero, bowser-style

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xilatsdert.bsky.social•1 day ago

Lemme grab your tail and throw your around :D

betheymoth.bsky.social•1 day ago

This is not an invitation to test your luck... Or maybe it is, I'm feeling kinda hungry.

sheebsxl.bsky.social•1 day ago

Step 1: Put you in to a spiked boss koopa shell

Step 2: Burst you out of your spiked boss koopa shell to reveal your large, swollen, gurgling weak point.

Step 3: Attack that weak point with heroic attacks like rubs to defeat you uwu

betheymoth.bsky.social•1 day ago

Strategies like this are why you're the only one with a 100% victory rate against me ;////;

sheebsxl.bsky.social•1 day ago

Step 4: Roll you off of the stage while you are in a gluttonous daze

zeich.bsky.social•1 day ago

Okay fine, I'll get the industrial feeding hoses... :U

You try and snack on me and you're getting a meteor to the maw. (Joke's on me you'll prolly eat that too)

zeich.bsky.social•1 day ago

...Not intrusive thoughts of a big meteor-shaped belly, no.

betheymoth.bsky.social•1 day ago

Meteor-shaped AND rock-solid... At least for a little.

zeich.bsky.social•1 day ago

Behemoth waddling around with a massive ballgut that sticks out farther than his arms can reach, send post.

betheymoth.bsky.social•1 day ago

I mean... Hoses? That's not bullying, that's just how behemoths should be treated, I think even you'd agree with that. UwU

Tombfyre.blimps.xyz.ap.brid.gy•1 day ago

@betheymoth.bsky.social DoorDash for boss monsters. ^.==.^ HeroDash I guess?

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