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meghancolleen.bsky.social • 1 day ago

Jesus ducking Christ on a bike

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cantantecerdo.bsky.social•1 day ago

GAH FUCK MAN

meghancolleen.bsky.social•1 day ago

This is why I do not set up my own umbrellas. Well, one of the many reasons.

cheerfulexgf.bsky.social•1 day ago

We have 160 lbs of weight to hold our patio umbrellas down and the one on the table, with only an iron base, has lifted the table several times.
Those Beach umbrellas are like lawn darts

meghancolleen.bsky.social•1 day ago

Sometimes they just fly away and roll down the beach like Catherine wheels

stellagarp.bsky.social•1 day ago

for those who do not wish to click on the link, I am here to reassure you that the impaling, while horrific, was not fatal

abigail.cloverdalelane.com•1 day ago

You are an angel for saying this. I was hesitating on clicking the link cause I don't need gore today, but I am a curious girl.

westiemom.bsky.social•1 day ago

Very much same

meghancolleen.bsky.social•1 day ago

THEY DONT SHOW THE IMPALING

stellagarp.bsky.social•1 day ago

they describe it though. the location and how deeply it penetrated.

meghancolleen.bsky.social•1 day ago

Hmm go on

meghancolleen.bsky.social•1 day ago

Impaled is such a terrible verb

pjeffe.bsky.social•1 day ago

Nothing good ever comes of it.

stellagarp.bsky.social•1 day ago

oh we've got a pro-vampire person in the comments, smh

thekenchilds.com•1 day ago

I feel like the percentage of people on this site who come out only at night and are into biting is probably higher than you'd anticipate.

stellagarp.bsky.social•1 day ago

"she's a man eater"

meghancolleen.bsky.social•1 day ago

Hey I’m right here

abigail.cloverdalelane.com•1 day ago

For some reason everyone in my company has started to refer to systems "ingesting data". I want to punch faces.

meghancolleen.bsky.social•1 day ago

I always wonder who comes up with these things

abigail.cloverdalelane.com•1 day ago

Same guys who go by "Big Balls" and work for DOGE is my best guess. It has the flavor of "never progressed past 14 year old's naming things."

theclay.xyz•1 day ago

he definitely would have benefited from some ducking :(

meghancolleen.bsky.social•1 day ago

She!

theclay.xyz•1 day ago

my bad, didn't actually read the article

meghancolleen.bsky.social•1 day ago

REDDIT MOVE

theclay.xyz•1 day ago

should have gone with "they"

maybe I did, and just forgot the letter on either end

floridanorcross.bsky.social•1 day ago

they’re on it! https://bsky.app/profile/cpsc.gov/post/3lsha5yo5vc2a

tecaterob.bsky.social•1 day ago

The marketing for the new Final Destination movie is really intense.

charli3r0ck.bsky.social•1 day ago

This is literally my worst nightmare

okie.gay•1 day ago

new fear unlocked!

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