[Marital bedroom]
Year 1
me: night babe
wife: c’mere sexy, I want you!
Year 5
me: sweet dreams hon
wife: *sighs* go on then, just be quick
Year 10
me: goodnight dar—
wife: touch me and I’ll kill you in your sleep
Year 1
me: night babe
wife: c’mere sexy, I want you!
Year 5
me: sweet dreams hon
wife: *sighs* go on then, just be quick
Year 10
me: goodnight dar—
wife: touch me and I’ll kill you in your sleep
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