Hey guys, everyone has been great at welcoming me to the team, really appreciate it. Now, I’m new to the secret society world, but: is there a reason we spend so much money hiding our symbol everywhere? It just seems counterproductive and was like 20% of the budget last FY. Is this a best practice? - ThreadSky

opinionhaver.bsky.social • 62 days ago

Hey guys, everyone has been great at welcoming me to the team, really appreciate it. Now, I’m new to the secret society world, but: is there a reason we spend so much money hiding our symbol everywhere? It just seems counterproductive and was like 20% of the budget last FY. Is this a best practice?

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albertsquest.bsky.social•62 days ago

Well, we formed our secret society because it sounded cool, but then no one knew how cool we were, so we had to be less secret in order to more cool. But we got the balance wrong. Now we're spamming invites by email and membership continues to decline. I fear we are no longer cool at all.

mpbx3003.bsky.social•62 days ago

We don't like it either, but the boss is threatening to pull funding for the pro-child labor campaign unless we do it.

saramaburwani.bsky.social•62 days ago

it actually marks our safehouses when used together with our secret society's acronym, we paid a 400-year-old austrian wizard to embed it into the germanic language family

maximumeffort433.bsky.social•62 days ago

If you translate this from English to Middle English to Yiddish to Binary it says "Oglop is vestule."

WAKE UP, SLEEPLE!

mosheroperandi.bsky.social•62 days ago

With the tight labor market, it's harder than ever to maintain and grow a Society. Salary + benefits only go so far in attracting talent. Members want to feel actualized. In a recent survey "What do you want in your next role". "Being recognized for my impact" was 2nd only to "Good orgy catering"

mosheroperandi.bsky.social•62 days ago

It might seem flagrantly expensive and trivial, but after getting our symbol into one of the Eras Tour background graphics retention is through the roof and we've seen a dramatic increase in our offer acceptance rate.

It's those little things that help members stay focused on the bigger mission.

daphnelawless.com•62 days ago

That's the terms of our deal with Lucifer. We've had our best occult lawyers on the case, but the Unholy Prince isn't budging on this one

drdietcoke.bsky.social•62 days ago

If you listen to enough Alex jones you'll hear him say it's because part of the demonic contract requires them to leave clues everywhere

chathamharrison.bsky.social•62 days ago

We're focused on actionables, & the subliminal marketing is offering huge upside according to our symbol team

maximumeffort433.bsky.social•62 days ago

I've been eating a lot more popcorn recently. Was that you!?

chathamharrison.bsky.social•62 days ago

Nooo (yes)

mattcramer.bsky.social•62 days ago

It keeps conspiracy nuts busy spotting our symbol in the background of Paw Patrol and makes their theories sound crazy so normies don’t notice how we actually run the world. We did studies, it’s very cost effective!

dfromaotearoa.bsky.social•62 days ago

Not an accountant so asked Copilot, who says spending 20% does seem quite high but you do have to spend resources on symbols to reinforce the commitment and dedication of members and to leave an historic legacy. So there's that. Copilot offered to help with the budget. But Secret Society... so 'no'

ryanwu2438.bsky.social•62 days ago

It might seem that way but our brand is our business

meithemouse.bsky.social•62 days ago

What's the point of being in a secret society if you can't point to thirty random things and show they're actually instruments of our agenda?

swamplizard.bsky.social•62 days ago

Great question. We have to keep the Truth Seekers busy on the message boards so that they don't catch onto the real hidden messages.

maximumeffort433.bsky.social•62 days ago

Also I don't understand the numerology. Like, how am I supposed to plan how many letters to use in my writing? What if I use a 9 letter instead of a 6 letter? Is there a spellcheck or something I can use?

I'm just saying all the coded language is getting very existential donkey balls sunrise.

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