there has to be a remedial school for posting that’d take Chuck. this is dire. - ThreadSky

joshuaerlich.bsky.social • 121 days ago

there has to be a remedial school for posting that’d take Chuck. this is dire.

Reposted from Chuck Schumer

You’re worried about tomato prices.

Wait till Trump’s Mexico tariffs raise your tomato prices.

Comments

mandelbrot2.bsky.social•120 days ago

he is a waste of space.. The Neville Chamberlain of 2025.

datadrivenmd.social•121 days ago

Someone on his staff clearly hates him. That's the only explanation I can think of

kirkmurphy.bsky.social•121 days ago

Can we get them a raise? I don't want them to leave.

senategabe.bsky.social•121 days ago

His chief approves the skeets. Maybe a palace sabotage is in the works???

joshuaerlich.bsky.social•121 days ago

nothing says effective social media like management oversight

pophouse.bsky.social•121 days ago

was rumsfeld really right about going to war with the army we have, not the army we wish we had?

stw.bsky.social•121 days ago

Yes.

Unfortunately, yes he was.

peppermintjack.bsky.social•121 days ago

[the headmaster of The Remedial School for Posting softly closing the door and sadly shaking his head as he looks at schumer's tweets] "i'm sorry. there's nothing we can do"

elimgarak240b.bsky.social•121 days ago

Someone needs to give him one of those steering wheels for little kids in the backseat

arthurdeodat.bsky.social•121 days ago

rvbdrm.com•121 days ago

Replace his phone

marontheweb.bsky.social•121 days ago

A staffer should give him a TV remote, say it's the newest iPhone, and just throw his phone in the trash

sethanikeem.bsky.social•121 days ago

Is he punishing people for criticizing the earlier posts?

Because this is just painful

salarta.bsky.social•120 days ago

Unfortunately, he needs something much more than a remedial school for posting. His whole brain is cooked.

kaelik.bsky.social•121 days ago

Not that this long string of posts aren't shit anyway, but it was EGG prices dude! No one is keeping track of tomato prices!

goosname.bsky.social•121 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/amybrown.xyz/post/3lh26t7s6o22j

joshuaerlich.bsky.social•121 days ago

Chuck, if you need a poster and are willing to abandon your politics, I’ve got you. DMs are open.

rismith.bsky.social•121 days ago

Do you have a place in the Hamptons to discuss this weekend? What about Park Slope? A lodge in the Poconos, at least?

joshuaerlich.bsky.social•121 days ago

I get Schumer’s acct and i start posting shit like she trump on my musk til I doge

greenbrewtea.bsky.social•109 days ago

Literally give the account to any rando lib on the street and it would be 100 times better.

dmitrim.bsky.social•70 days ago

I just blocked him and I’m going to pretend he died going forward

dotdotdot8647.bsky.social•121 days ago

Or switch the supply for the intern running it from weed to LSD.

fraustian.bsky.social•109 days ago

if there's anything trump has taught us it's there is no penalty to fucking up on social! You can always just fix it with more posts. The point is Always Be Posting.

arthurdeodat.bsky.social•121 days ago

He has politics? Could’ve fooled me

rainsurname.bsky.social•120 days ago

Everyone turning this tweet into a symbol of Everything Wrong With Democrats will be very funny if it turns out Schumer was just too busy doing something important to tell his staff to cancel all the scheduled tweets in the queue.

chrisweatherly.bsky.social•120 days ago

“Scheduled”? At what point were these tweets NOT complete garbage?

mandelbrot2.bsky.social•120 days ago

you forget Churchill's observation "When will the lesson be learned?! When-will-the-lesson-be-learned?! How many more dictators must be wooed, appeased - Good God, given immense privileges! - before we learn?! You cannot reason with a tiger when your head is in its mouth!"

rainsurname.bsky.social•120 days ago

And you mistake somebody observing that a improbable thing would be very funny with someone saying that thing is probably happening, lol.

michaelf617.bsky.social•120 days ago

Surely Schumer is working on something behind the scenes that will break this all wide open, just like Mueller and Comey and Merrick Garland and Jack Smith were

rainsurname.bsky.social•120 days ago

I also spent two years saying Garland wouldn’t do anything because he has a history of running out the clock to protect powerful people and suppressed investigation into Timothy McVeigh’s connections to white supremacists & anti-government militias

rainsurname.bsky.social•120 days ago

Lol, I was one of the people calling out Mueller she wrote as a grifter who was lulling people into complacency from the start.

sixregrets.uhoh-boom.com•120 days ago

what if the clouds were made of cotton candy

rainsurname.bsky.social•120 days ago

What if you understood that the improbability is why it would be funny?

joshuaerlich.bsky.social•120 days ago

this is a lot of work rather than acknowledging that one joke didn't land

rainsurname.bsky.social•120 days ago

Lol, yeah, I just figured I’d reply to a few people while waiting for my cat to finish inspecting the perimeter & then mute the thread.

(I also rarely pass up an opportunity to bash grifters like Mueller She Wrote & Meth Abramson.)

rainsurname.bsky.social•120 days ago

Little man is getting old. We used to stay out until I had to get on with my day & called him, now he’s ready to come in after just a few minutes. But he still yells to be taken out as loudly as ever. https://youtu.be/eeMNnUzgYS4?si=RL6OAvU_Xtrr3ErS

aldercheems.bsky.social•120 days ago

rainsurname.bsky.social•120 days ago

I did not say I thought that was happening, I said it would be funny. Also, I spent a year telling people to not listen to that Mueller she wrote grifter