I don't think it will happen on its own for a long time, he thrives on hate. My $ is on heroic/suicidal AF1 pilots. You know, speaking hypothetically and with all due concern.
My mom has ALZHEIMER’S and asks weekly if he is dead. Like through all the haze and forgetfulness, this one thing remains constant. I find this remarkable.
Apparently some medical professionals are no longer asking "who's president?" on the cognition test because so many patients get distressed at having to say his name.
“Trump’s existence could lead to cure for Alzheimer’s”.
I can see the next great study coming from rfk jr, once they definitively solve the cause of autism in … checks notes … 5 months. (Still can’t believe no one thought to do this before - smh)
He must have an inkling. There were two assassination attempts within a few months. That doesn’t happen when people like you. He’s probably in denial, because his minions puff up his ego and spin everything.
I was convinced the first one was at first. I don’t think so anymore, but the shooter was so odd. I can’t remember if they ever found his specific motive. (Besides hating Trump. Might have been enough, lol.)
therese, I think, because we see pooh and piglet from our childhoods expressing very accurate sentiments in our adulthood. I giggled when I 1st saw it myself.
refreshing the is he dead app like i'm doom scrolling my timeline defeats the purpose of saving time, but at least i an guaranteed an eventual dopamine hit when the red "no" screen finally turns into the green "yes" screen with some cute confetti animation
Honestly a dedicated app for the top is too much. Just make it like a weather app that updates and when its confirmed your phone gets a weather warning style notification but its the Wizard of Oz munchins going "Ding Dong!-"
This would be very popular. I am told I will know by the fireworks and horns honking, but I live in Trumplandia and so there will be no celebratory sounds. I check when I wake up and many times daily. Would love a real-time checker.
Seriously, the first headline I look for every morning & the last at night is whether he's dead yet.
And I know millions of Americans are likely doing the same!
It will take years - if not decades - to repair the damage Putin's useful idiot Trump inflicted on the world.
Sometimes I have to play the same level many times but eventually it lets me beat it and go forward. I don’t like spending lineups on games but it can be done on candy crush with patience. I’m on level 5038 with spending little money.
Exactly. With our luck, he will probably float back up and park his orange ass in that Great Pacific Garbage Patch and proclaim himself King of the Island.
Better he left to rot in his own golf course. Ivana is waiting on him. ⛳☠️⚰️
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I can see the next great study coming from rfk jr, once they definitively solve the cause of autism in … checks notes … 5 months. (Still can’t believe no one thought to do this before - smh)
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My iPad jigsaw puzzles have been a saving grace between national news shocks.
Still… Some magical day though.
( I have to break my phone habit.)
Don't say ChatGPT please
“No One Mourns the Wicked” and think of this bit later in the show. #Wicked
Suggestion: DOES SOMEONE SUCK?
No, not *that* kind! I mean, are they a bigot?
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Donald Trump is ugly
Donald Trump smells
Donald Trump dumb
Donald Trump is uncoordinated
Donald Trump shit shitty golfer
A man goes to a newspaper stand every day, buys a copy of Pravda, glances at the front cover, curses, and throws it away.
After a few weeks of this the seller just has to ask what's going on: "why do you always look at the cover but never inside?"
"I'm looking ... 1/2
"An obituary? But those are in the back!"
"Oh no, the obituary I'm looking for will be on the front page."
Ha! Ha! Ha!
And I know millions of Americans are likely doing the same!
It will take years - if not decades - to repair the damage Putin's useful idiot Trump inflicted on the world.
#NoKings #HandsOff #StopDOGE
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Ooooh! I got it in 2!
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In fact his body should be dumped in the sea, like they did with bin Laden.
"They're calling it 'Cheetotide', as his body continues to spread orange chucks of cheese throughout the Gulf of Mexico."
Better he left to rot in his own golf course. Ivana is waiting on him. ⛳☠️⚰️