kelvin:
0 degrees: everything dead
100 degrees: everything dead
200 degrees: you're not gonna believe this, but...
0 degrees: everything dead
100 degrees: everything dead
200 degrees: you're not gonna believe this, but...
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fahrenheit:
0 degrees: very cold
100 degrees: very hot
celsius:
0 degrees: a bit cold
100 degrees: everything dead
0 degrees: very cold
100 degrees: very hot
celsius:
0 degrees: a bit cold
100 degrees: everything dead
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0 degrees: you’re dead
100 degrees: it’s hot, but you’re alive
200 degrees: fuck, it’s cold!?What the fuck?
😄
0: everything dead
1:
400 degrees: Ah, phooey, it’s all dead again.
400: oops dead again
Obviously it's a broken sensor but something is reporting that data!
Kidding aside, pre-Celsius (the person), there was a lot of disagreement over thermometer scales. Without a thermometer everyone agrees on, how do we all agree that water boils at the same temperature? What do you use to calibrate *that* thermometer?
"my car is going 7.5x10^{-8}c relative to the earth's surface"<---statements which reflect the fundamental nature of reality
A helpful conversion tip, by the by, is that 10^{-9}c is about 2/3 mph.
take that kelvin! and your little dog rankine, too!
cryophallic, molecular energy isn’t the only thing getting rigid.
“300 Kelvin”, not “300 degrees kelvin”.