Everyone watching The Phantom Menace in 1999:
“Why does this matter? Tarrifs and blockades of trade routes in outer space?”
George Lucas in 2025:
“Why does this matter? Tarrifs and blockades of trade routes in outer space?”
George Lucas in 2025:
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Me in 2025: Fuck, that wasn't heavy-handed enough.
Lucas: Bitch, I made Star Wars political in 1977 when I made the protagonists members of a freedom-loving alliance dedicated to the overthrow of an evil fascist empire.
In 20 years we'll be saying the same things about the sequel trilogy. "Ka's a wheel."
Just like he warned us in 77 that evil and fascism thrive on fear, ignorance, and complacency.
And that good people are the backbone of the rebellion.
Im crying/laughing.