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Wer vor Kriminellen zurßckweicht ßbernimmt deren Geschäftsmodell.

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

this is the horniest spatula I've ever seen

submitted 56 days ago • 3 comments

submitted 62 days ago • 19 comments

The best Core. Good morning Blue Sky

submitted 61 days ago • 36 comments

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Everyone watching The Phantom Menace in 1999: “Why does this matter? Tarrifs and blockades of trade routes in outer space?” George Lucas in 2025:

submitted 62 days ago • 47 comments

Ahead of Germany’s election, with anti-immigrant sentiment rising, they released viral videos showing life without immigrants. History proves that when a country starts erasing certain people, it doesn’t end well. 🧵

submitted 64 days ago • 729 comments

Ozymandias

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submitted 75 days ago • 17 comments

“According to the latest calculations from NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory, there is a 0.004% chance of the asteroid striking Earth on Dec. 22, 2032”

submitted 71 days ago • 40 comments

off work for today

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submitted 76 days ago • 151 comments

I will never apologize for a post

submitted 76 days ago • 10 comments

old Soviet joke for our times: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to. Guy says: “looking for an obituary.” Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.” Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

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submitted 98 days ago • 11 comments

Omg. So funny

submitted 117 days ago • 6 comments

Every day should start with Penguin Art

submitted 101 days ago • 61 comments

Truth

submitted 101 days ago • 1 comment

For your kids

submitted 102 days ago • 25 comments

Here have some tomatoes.

submitted 102 days ago • 27 comments

ok, so your motivation is, "capitalism must be destroyed"

submitted 102 days ago • 12 comments

ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do

submitted 114 days ago • 264 comments

What lichen tell us about ecology.

submitted 122 days ago • 4 comments

That’s, that’s the joke! That’s the thing the joke is abo-, for fucks sake that’s the thing the joke is getting at it’s not supposed to-

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Of course Zuck the schmuck abhors the software and cultural innovations Apple provides — he hates the very concept of data privacy, acts like it picks his pocket, breaks his leg, and steals the bread out of his children’s mouths. www.fastcompany.com/91261348/mar...

submitted 123 days ago • 5 comments

Real

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

an elegant weapon for a more civilized age

submitted 127 days ago • 37 comments

I do what they jsx does but so that human beings can follow it.

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

Saw the music video for Karma Chameleon for the first time today by accident and it’s honestly such a vibe

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me: my desires? you could call them… unusual the desires:

submitted 210 days ago • 8 comments

I was taking pictures of my socks and he complained about not being the center of attention as is a cats’ privilege

submitted 148 days ago • 1 comment

Rechte Hirnverrenkungen: Gestern war der Fahrer von #Magdeburg noch "Islamist", einfach pauschal, weil er saudi-arabische Wurzeln hat. Heute, wo bekannt ist, dass er #AfD -Influencer war, ist er plĂśtzlich "psychisch krank" und "hatte einen Aussetzer".

submitted 151 days ago • 48 comments

Really miss going out the door an standing in the middle of a forest finding all those cute #fungifriends on a blanket of #moss

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🙃

submitted 156 days ago • 3 comments