Interviewer: Any aspirational goals? Me (imagines inhaling a peanut): To be near people who know the Heimlich manuever - ThreadSky

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itsabbyyep.bsky.social • 189 days ago

Interviewer: Any aspirational goals?

Me (imagines inhaling a peanut): To be near people who know the Heimlich manuever

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I've choked twice. If you are choking, gravity is your best friend. Heimlich yourself! (Sorry taking your funny too seriously for the opportunity of giving this PSA)

marzipandancer.bsky.social•189 days ago

This was… fucking hell. Good work today Abby. Good work.

itsabbyyep.bsky.social•189 days ago

❤️

maryannechisholm.bsky.social•189 days ago

Would you make the puckered choking face while imagining it?

itsabbyyep.bsky.social•189 days ago

Please don't make it weird

maryannechisholm.bsky.social•189 days ago

david-stone.bsky.social•189 days ago

It's a good idea in any case.

piscatoriallove.bsky.social•189 days ago

Good one lol

itsabbyyep.bsky.social•189 days ago

❤️

itsmemoe.bsky.social•188 days ago

Just one. To choke interviewers who ask stupid questions.

atheistmessiah.bsky.social•188 days ago

Interviewer: Any other goals?

You: To stay away from peanuts… and interviews.

earlgreytea-hawt.bsky.social•186 days ago

Interviewer: Any other goals?

Me: to avoid the gaping maw of existential meltdown via drudging and ultimately meaningless tasks...?

Interviewer:

snoutcedar.bsky.social•188 days ago

I know it SAYS "this video is a scam" - and it is - but it's actually just a clip endorsing my friendly pyramid scheme to gain YouTube subscribers.

Click to watch. Don't make me beg... I will beg...

https://youtu.be/JwVCF4S3erE?si=x7wZ6QLP1a01ziq5

thoughtbarf.bsky.social•188 days ago

Y E S

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