[restaurant] Lois Lane: No dessert. Sugar is my kryptonite lol Clark Kent: *sweats, takes off glasses* Lois: When did you get here, Superman? Waiter1: Ma'am, you'e talking to a bird Waiter2: No, it's a plane - ThreadSky

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[restaurant]
Lois Lane: No dessert. Sugar is my kryptonite lol

Clark Kent: *sweats, takes off glasses*

Lois: When did you get here, Superman?

Waiter1: Ma'am, you'e talking to a bird

Waiter2: No, it's a plane