It cannot be stressed hard enough that Elon Musk thinks this makes him look cool. - ThreadSky

slimemildred.bsky.social • 100 days ago

It cannot be stressed hard enough that Elon Musk thinks this makes him look cool.

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profound-underdog.bsky.social•100 days ago

He is dressed like an undercover ticket inspector.

bicyclebaskets.bsky.social•100 days ago

He is a narcissistic idiot with a serious drug issue.

sicktrees.bsky.social•100 days ago

Why those sunglasses though? I mean, I know it's to hide his bloodshot eyes and dinner plate sized pupils, but... Those? Really?

zzeddc.bsky.social•100 days ago

The only thing that could ever make Elon Musk cool is if he ****** Trump on Nation Television while announcing he's given away all his wealth to the people, that this has all been an elaborate Andy Kaufman-esque gag and promptly explodes on the spot.

And even then I'd just say he's mid.

joulesbyrne.bsky.social•100 days ago

I'll admit, his rizz has a certain 'mineral magnetism' to it.
(in that he acts like his head is full of rocks.)

uberkunstler.bsky.social•100 days ago

$400 billion and he still can't afford respect. Or a stylist.

purplesuitpossum.bsky.social•100 days ago

I think that is the least cool someone could look

rudyred34.bsky.social•100 days ago

There is no way he isn't high off his gourd on some kind of stimulant.

slimemildred.bsky.social•100 days ago

Even drugs can't make this man cool

rudyred34.bsky.social•100 days ago

It just amplifies how much of a fucking dweeb he is.

caddac.net•100 days ago

He has become a "sunglasses indoors" guy.

tranarchyreigns.bsky.social•100 days ago

Nothing could possibly make him look cool.

slimemildred.bsky.social•100 days ago

Beside the point.
If there were something that could, do you think it would be this?

tranarchyreigns.bsky.social•100 days ago

Lol no, I just relish insulting him

cartoonmeat.bsky.social•100 days ago

when comedy was illegal, there was no chance this man would go to jail. and not just because he's a billionaire.

nothingcomparestou.bsky.social•100 days ago

He looks like a registered sex offender trying to hide his face.

daashanko.bsky.social•100 days ago

It's wild that the fact that isn't cool or popular is eating him alive. All the money in the world will never fill that hole in his soul.

slimemildred.bsky.social•100 days ago

Battle not with cringe, lest ye become cringe

daashanko.bsky.social•100 days ago

Ha I was and still am cringe, but at least I've never been a fascist because of it. Accept the cringe Elon and you'll see coolness and popularity comes from authenticity.

ladyomygod.bsky.social•100 days ago

The only thing missing from the cap is propellers. He is living his arrested development best.

duchesspigseye.bsky.social•99 days ago

Really sad when a guy in his 50's hangs around with a bunch of kids just out of college, and acts like this in public because he thinks it will make him accepted somewhere, anywhere. Too bad that rat-woman of a mother he has couldn't give him love when he was young.

nedmule.bsky.social•100 days ago

He lives in a swiftian satire where all that is cringe is in fact cool

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