While I appreciate the feedback, as one of the approximately 95% of the global population lucky enough to not be American, this is too much information.
βNo one has ever seen anything like this.β
- This is normally how it occurs.
βEveryone is talking about it.β
- Elon mentioned it.
βItβs the biggest problem facing America.β
- I have found another way for me and my friends to make money.β
All his exaggerated comments are BS, heβs pathetically stupid.
yup- I have always hated " Many people are saying". Lying Ted ( the only thing the felon got right) used that phrase to justify not certifying the election after the courts had rejected 60 cases) - ugh
Also;
No one knows better than me. (I have no idea)
I know more about this than probably anyone on the planet (I have no idea)
You know better than anyone (I'm flattering you to get your money)
You're a nasty person (your criticisms of me are true)
Some people say, a lot of people say that I have the the best mango orange ball sack. Big guy comes up to me with tears in his eyes and says "sir, you have the most incredible Mago orange ball sack". And it was a beautiful thing......
He does not distinguish between lying and telling the truth. Sad, but true. The guys is full of shit and unfortunately it is true, if he is talking, it's bullshit.
The wizard of contradiction is skilled in changing meaning and creating logical chaos. Out of that, he pulls out anything he wishes. Submissive listeners--grateful to get entertained--will repeat it to others. It'll create a mind of their own.
If you go back to the 70s and 80sand 90s, you can hear trump talking about everything being rigged against himβ¦ heβs been a whiny lying little bitch since the 70s
Can't argue with your first point, but I haven't seen any evidence that Trump has stolen oxygen.
Atmospheric oxygen is not owned by any person or entity. Trump certainly has abused the oxygen he inhales to lie, cheat, and steal (in addition to other crimes), but he has not stolen it.
Oh, "SIR", your brilliance makes every other man look small. You are the best thing that has happened to AMerica since sliced bread. YOU are the chosen one.
*(In the palm of my hand). Now share some of those top secrets, will ya?
Also:
I never met her/don't know who she is = I'm guilty as sin.
She's not my type = Any female is my type, regardless of age.
If she weren't my daughter, I'd be dating her = He wants to screw his own daughter (Ivanka)(Would he? Yes!, Did he? Hmmm!)
I never met Epstein = He was my best friend.
16)What is said:
βWeβll keep you in our thoughts.β
What is meant:
βWeβll keep you in our thoughts, until absolutely anything else at all comes up.β
17) What is said:
βSafe travels.β
What is meant:
βJust leave already.β
14) What is said:
βItβs been too long since Iβve seen you last.β
What is meant:
βI loathed the day Iβd see you again.β
15)
What is said:
βGood to see you.β
What is meant:
βI could have done without seeing you just now.β
13) βIβll call you.β or text "let's get together soon."
What is meant:
βLetβs not get together, and if we absolutely must, letβs make it a very long time from now after lots of Facebook messaging, Tweeting, #tbt Instagram tagging and texting back in forth saying how much we βmissβ each other.β
11) (Sentence regarding a topical issue)β¦I donβt know.β
What is meant:
βI just rambled for a bit and probably said some offensive things or things that I have no working knowledge of, so Iβm going to shy away from it with this declarative statement.β
10) Correct me if Iβm wrongβ¦β
What is meant:
βYOU BETTER NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT CORRECTING ME, OR SO HELP ME, WITH GOD AS MY WITNESS, I WILL MURDER YOUβ¦β
9) βI donβt care what anybody thinks.β
What is meant:
βI actually care an astronomical amount about what people think. I give a lot of ... about otherβs opinions. Iβm just trying to be cool by saying I donβt.β
4) What is said:
βGood morning.β
What is meant:
βWhy are any of us even functioning in society at this hour?β
5) What is said:
βHow are you?β
What is meant:
βI donβt care how you are. That was rhetorical.β
6)
What is said:
βIn my humble opinionβ¦β
What is meant:
βIβm actually the not humble
1) What is said:
βFollow your dreams.β
What is meant:
βGet a job.β
2)
What is said:
βGood luck.β
What is meant:
βIβm jealous and kind of hope you donβt do well.β
3)
What is said:
βWe support your decision.β
What is meant:
βWe support your decision, but loathe what will inevitably come of it.β
Like when he held his press conference in 2019 and a reporter asked him if he knew why itβs called COVID 19. His response was βI donβt know. Nobody knows.β I fell out laughing so hard. Seriously! He is dumb as a bag of hammers.
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"Tremendous": Mundane
It's at this point that I became terminally bored with interpreting his bullshit.
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"This" is always something that is common knowledge and learned when your age is a single digit.
- This is normally how it occurs.
βEveryone is talking about it.β
- Elon mentioned it.
βItβs the biggest problem facing America.β
- I have found another way for me and my friends to make money.β
All his exaggerated comments are BS, heβs pathetically stupid.
"there is a story"
(Can you believe these idiots will believe anything I say).
There is a story about an old woman with three apples...
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( not doing fu*k all) π€·ββοΈ
(We haven't even given it a thought)
Its lips are moving.
"I know him very well" = He's helping me get more power.
"I don't know anything about that" = I don't want to talk about that.
First two may apply to same person in same day π
No one knows better than me. (I have no idea)
I know more about this than probably anyone on the planet (I have no idea)
You know better than anyone (I'm flattering you to get your money)
You're a nasty person (your criticisms of me are true)
(I'm tripping balls)
https://www.salon.com/2024/12/30/this-is-trumps-america-now-maga-diehards-jumpstart-a-new-year-of-political-violence/
Americaβs Children
Teach them to read and write
not to run and hide!
STOP ICE! #StopIce
#SheSePuede
#USDemocracy
Neverthelessβ¦..
Hannibal Lector: He conflates political & institutional asylum for taking in migrants.
Appoints only Black men to HUD: He sees "urban development" & thinks it's the agency regulating Black people.
Kelly's "You mean Bismark?" story.
Etc.
Because your fking things up.
Beautiful One xoxo π
Thank π you!
= a rare double meaning
1. Literally everybody knew that but I just found out about it.
Or
2. I just made this up because I think it makes me sound smart.
Everyone, Donnie. Everyone.
(hopefully we never will)
https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/16/politics/sir-trump-telltale-word-false/index.html
Atmospheric oxygen is not owned by any person or entity. Trump certainly has abused the oxygen he inhales to lie, cheat, and steal (in addition to other crimes), but he has not stolen it.
And on odd-numbered days I may be wrong.
https://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/I+sucked+the+oxygen+out+of+the+room
Oh, "SIR", your brilliance makes every other man look small. You are the best thing that has happened to AMerica since sliced bread. YOU are the chosen one.
*(In the palm of my hand). Now share some of those top secrets, will ya?
They didβ¦ = Iβve done it and got away with it.
ββ¦came up to me βsirβ, with tears in their eyesβ¦β is a completely fabricated story.
Never happened = Iβm doubling down because Iβm 100% guilty
I never met her/don't know who she is = I'm guilty as sin.
She's not my type = Any female is my type, regardless of age.
If she weren't my daughter, I'd be dating her = He wants to screw his own daughter (Ivanka)(Would he? Yes!, Did he? Hmmm!)
I never met Epstein = He was my best friend.
a story retold;
The Emperor's clothes,
So new! So bold!
What is said:
βNice to meet you.β
What is meant:
βIβll forget your name momentarily.β
16)What is said:
βWeβll keep you in our thoughts.β
What is meant:
βWeβll keep you in our thoughts, until absolutely anything else at all comes up.β
17) What is said:
βSafe travels.β
What is meant:
βJust leave already.β
βItβs been too long since Iβve seen you last.β
What is meant:
βI loathed the day Iβd see you again.β
15)
What is said:
βGood to see you.β
What is meant:
βI could have done without seeing you just now.β
13) βIβll call you.β or text "let's get together soon."
What is meant:
βLetβs not get together, and if we absolutely must, letβs make it a very long time from now after lots of Facebook messaging, Tweeting, #tbt Instagram tagging and texting back in forth saying how much we βmissβ each other.β
What is meant:
βI just rambled for a bit and probably said some offensive things or things that I have no working knowledge of, so Iβm going to shy away from it with this declarative statement.β
What is meant:
βYOU BETTER NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT CORRECTING ME, OR SO HELP ME, WITH GOD AS MY WITNESS, I WILL MURDER YOUβ¦β
What is meant:
βI actually care an astronomical amount about what people think. I give a lot of ... about otherβs opinions. Iβm just trying to be cool by saying I donβt.β
4) What is said:
βGood morning.β
What is meant:
βWhy are any of us even functioning in society at this hour?β
5) What is said:
βHow are you?β
What is meant:
βI donβt care how you are. That was rhetorical.β
6)
What is said:
βIn my humble opinionβ¦β
What is meant:
βIβm actually the not humble
1) What is said:
βFollow your dreams.β
What is meant:
βGet a job.β
2)
What is said:
βGood luck.β
What is meant:
βIβm jealous and kind of hope you donβt do well.β
3)
What is said:
βWe support your decision.β
What is meant:
βWe support your decision, but loathe what will inevitably come of it.β
Fake news = OH shit they know.