my internet is down so I designed a mascot for Denny’s - ThreadSky

etbeeegood.bsky.social • 3 days ago

my internet is down so I designed a mascot for Denny’s

it does look like i'd shit my brains out if i ate this guy's pancakes
solid work

😆 thanks

Looks like the meth babies that live in the dumpsters around the Denny's HQ in Spartanburg

Holy shit man, I already follow you, stop posting this gold. I can only laugh so hard 😂

Denny lives in the cellar, doesn't he? I knew it.

More open sores, please.

Those are Denny’s rosy cheeks, nipples, and deep dish belly button 😭

Love a good nipple rouge. Some say pinch, but I say why not both?

show us the back view, aka “moons over my hammy”

You KNOW I'm upset. You KNOW I'm going to have nightmares. Goddamn.

He needs more whimsy, like 1937 Big Boy with the titty floppin out 🥲

Big Titty Boy

we should start a new restaurant called Floppy Papi

Big, sloppy naturals, just like the burgers.

LOL!! omg, you made me hungry 2 days in a row. Perfect tagline

Now I'm hungry

DENNY should fight Big Boy. Big Boy is big but DENNY has pincers. It’s a fair match

Big Boy and Denny would never fight. they’d squash their beef

The final boss is the burger king

Holy smokes, I think you just invented a millions of dollars movie idea

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