IT’S MY BIRTHDAY
EVERYONE STOP TALKING ABOUT WHATEVER YOU’RE DISCUSSING AND TALK ABOUT ME INSTEAD 🥳
EVERYONE STOP TALKING ABOUT WHATEVER YOU’RE DISCUSSING AND TALK ABOUT ME INSTEAD 🥳
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How imagine me popping out of a giant cake, dancing all sultry, then hitting you on the head with a hammer when you least expect it
NOW THAT’S ATTRACTIVE
Birthday Duck
Birthday Duck
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
*delivers you a cake whilst you stand underneath a comically giant anvil*
DAY 🎂🍰🎂🍰
Have a nice beak spin for me!!
*gives you a cake with dynamite candles on it*
dynamite sticks...
Have fun painting the town red!
Figuratively and/or literally, whichever catches your fancy.
🎊✨✨✨🎊
🎈🥧🦆🥊🎉
You're stinky.
*The Three Caballeros walk in*
They're here to sing about how cool and handsome and duck-shaped you are!
Happy birthday pal, hope it's a rad one ^w^
(and sorry for the delay, had to make sure the taste is perfect so I baked it MANY times! XwX)
Why a trout? The mackerel wasn't fresh.
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happy little duck
quackity quack
quackity quack
you're a happy little
quacky little
lucky little duck
todaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy
May all the pies and anvils hit their target!
(your beak)
WAIT I SHOULD BE THROWING THIS AWAY NOT WORRYING ABOUT LOGISITIC*BOOM*
💚🦆💚🦆💚🦆
*jumps into your arms and gives you a great big rubbery smooch*
Here have a balllooooooon!
Thank you, bucko!!
Happy Birthday!!!
(The eff stands for flap)
Thank you!!
Logic bomb!
Can we play Duck Duck Goose?
And happy birthday to everyone's favourite cartoon duck that, for once, doesn't belong to a greedy & soulless corporation!
May your day be filled with many a dynamite-laced pie
*STARTS FRANTICALLY MAKING PIES*
You get a special novelty cake that's sculpted to look like a pie, tin and all.
I challenge you to a duel
Are you going to switch it up today by throwing cakes instead pies, or are you keeping with the clasics?
*Picks you up by the nape of your shirt and drops you into a massive pie*
*drops you into a dunk tank full of cake frosting*
Have a wonderful day!
*Pies you in the face*
HAPPY EGG DAY TO YOUUUUU
HAPPY EGG DAY DEAR DUINOOOOO~
HAPPY EGG DAY TO YOU!!
*Now hold still for the cake~*
I HOPE YOUR CAKE EXPLODES