Man I love being a lame animal. I love being an animal that sucks. What on earth does a duck do? NOTHING. They sit and they yell and they eat peas or perhaps a bug. And that’s IT. That’s me, baby!!! Majesty? Ferocity? You’re all suckers. Watch me eat this piece of lettuce and fall over - ThreadSky

mainmandarin.bsky.social • 16 days ago

Man I love being a lame animal. I love being an animal that sucks. What on earth does a duck do? NOTHING. They sit and they yell and they eat peas or perhaps a bug. And that’s IT. That’s me, baby!!! Majesty? Ferocity? You’re all suckers. Watch me eat this piece of lettuce and fall over

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garebearstare.bsky.social•16 days ago

You better do something funny before I throw some sliced grapes at you

catbold.space•16 days ago

This peas is what all true warriors strive for...

mainmandarin.bsky.social•16 days ago

MY BOY

quacking.online•16 days ago

my experience with being a duck (particularly a domestic duck) is that people get really excited when they find out. like they never even considered that was an option. it's an animal everyone loves but only a choice few have wanted to be.

pooltoy.art•16 days ago

Ducks are cute as hell I appreciate u both

mainmandarin.bsky.social•16 days ago

It's so true, EVERYONE loves a duck. People default to strong, solitary hunter animals and forget you can be something that's just silly. The color of my soul is a round little bird, or at the very least in my case a combination of slightly pointy little birds

zigorously.bsky.social•16 days ago

Ducks are a truly doofy creature and you are both wise for aligning your souls with them 🙏

zigorously.bsky.social•16 days ago

You truly do have the most duck energy of any being I've ever met 👏

I went on a hike a few days ago and ended up spending like 40 minutes watching a duck waddle and swim in the sunlit river, they are soft and round and fill me with joy ;w;

zigorously.bsky.social•16 days ago

Behold: a friend

friskecrisps.bsky.social•16 days ago

Duck is running amok

marijuanamancer.bsky.social•15 days ago

It's me! I scurry around, climb everything, and forget where I put half my shit!

furahi.cc•16 days ago

Can’t even get a drink with any dignity

vermyfox.bsky.social•16 days ago

Ducks, the clown horn on a football animal.

mainmandarin.bsky.social•16 days ago

I’m THIS cool while being arguably the lamest and most uncool animal possible and that is a testament to both my confidence and my ability to ignore broad social cues