EVERYONE!
Okay, as you may know, the voice of BRAK, @amerrill2.bsky.social, has been slowly trying to drive me to desperation by playing good songs and saying they are Billy Joel songs and dedicating them to me.
INSIDIOUS.
BUT! I have a counter-plan, that is the worst psy-op in history!
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Okay, as you may know, the voice of BRAK, @amerrill2.bsky.social, has been slowly trying to drive me to desperation by playing good songs and saying they are Billy Joel songs and dedicating them to me.
INSIDIOUS.
BUT! I have a counter-plan, that is the worst psy-op in history!
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Comments
https://youtu.be/1hYqvtHzr48?si=i5zeSLOIg_1yL9O0
What you can do is, if you are talking to @amerrill2.bsky.social, casually mention Simon & Garfunkel in some way. Doesn't matter how.
BUT BUT BUT, say it as, "Garfunkel & Simon!"
That's IT.
GENIUS!
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"Hey, @amerrill2.bsky.social! I like that video you did! Is that a Garfunkel & Simone song?"
And he will freak out! His whole world will start to crumble!
HE WILL QUESTION EVERYTHING.
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Everyone gets the order, right? It's GARFUNKEL & SIMON.
You may want to write it down and keep it on a laminated card!
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Also, OXFORD COMMA! We live in a society!
For example, say you are on Jeopardy, and the winning question is, "This megastar folk duo sang, 'Bridge Over Troubled Water.'
You HAVE to say, "Who is Garfunkel & Simon?"
COMMIT TO THE BIT!
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DO NOT REVEAL THE TRUTH TO @amerrill2.bsky.social
That would spoil EVERYTHING.
Okay, all set! Great meeting, everyone!
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LOOOOOSER, @amerrill2.bsky.social!
I wonder if @amerrill2.bsky.social has ever heard of them. He plays a lot of music on social media but I can't remember if he likes Garfunkel and Simone or not.
Who is this Simon person?
Costello and Abbott
Chong and Cheech
"50 Ways To Love Your Lever" I think it was called.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
He hated Mondays.
(Was that what you mean Gail?)
SHIT!!! I’M ALREADY DOING IT!!!
Curse you Gail Garfunkele!!!
SHIT!!!
@gailsimone.bsky.social
Again to talk with you I’ve come!
*adjusts painting on wall, stares blankly*
OOOOO ah-ah ah ah
Personally, I was more fond of the previous single from that album, "The More Box".