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edsbs.bsky.social • 79 days ago

ma’am I need you to calm down

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ninegod.bsky.social•77 days ago

Tecmo Bo Jackson ass clip

philtyckoski.bsky.social•79 days ago

Ma’am please treat me as a tackling dummy.

legkicktko.bsky.social•76 days ago

Joanne Lomu

philstill.bsky.social•79 days ago

Stuff arms are amazing. Never get tired of a well executed stiff arm.

philstill.bsky.social•79 days ago

Mfer said stuff arm

babyfleg.bsky.social•79 days ago

Erricka Shenry jesus that stiff arm

marcnormandin.bsky.social•79 days ago

Seems unfair that she's that fast *and* has a stiff-arm that decapitates

brentonsmince.bsky.social•79 days ago

She should be called "She-stquake"

brentonsmince.bsky.social•79 days ago

I am not a comedy writer

cms186.bsky.social•79 days ago

Joan Lomu

earlverdant.bsky.social•79 days ago

vidstudent.bsky.social•79 days ago

TRUCK JOB

thecleric.bsky.social•79 days ago

@andrew.mcguiregis.com

andrew.mcguiregis.com•79 days ago

Ma'am

thecleric.bsky.social•79 days ago

(Except in Olympic Bronze games, respectfully)

andrew.mcguiregis.com•79 days ago

Teagan Levi is still gorgeous even if SHE'S GETTING STIFF ARMED TO HELL BY SPIFF SEDRICK! HELL YEAH USA USA USA

edsbs.bsky.social•79 days ago

Continued excellence in women’s athletics

yc.latebutstill.com•79 days ago

I know I’m a nerd because that made me so nervous

theloff.bsky.social•79 days ago

Hope that’s pre-game

backfatgary.bsky.social•78 days ago

A spiritual successor to the Maryland beer crusher queen

anoniv.bsky.social•78 days ago

Not all heroes wear capes

roddyceramics.bsky.social•78 days ago

that might’ve been the coolest thing I’ve ever seen holy shyt

jokercowgarage.bsky.social•79 days ago

How was that never in Shoresy?

edsbs.bsky.social•79 days ago

Dudes rock

edsbs.bsky.social•79 days ago

wrestling is art

wild-smugness.bsky.social•79 days ago

Outlaw mud show bullshit.

possiblecabbage.bsky.social•79 days ago

I need to know if he was okay.

edsbs.bsky.social•79 days ago

DIMMADOME

theloff.bsky.social•79 days ago

The taller the hat….

sedrifter.bsky.social•79 days ago

A masterpiece thread as always.

vicvinegar2024.bsky.social•79 days ago

Sweet lid.

edsbs.bsky.social•79 days ago

/fin

ninegod.bsky.social•77 days ago

This is killing me: what song are they playing?

surpriseimhere.bsky.social•79 days ago

What school, please?

dngrpz.bsky.social•79 days ago

It pleases me that the brass line is so loud that I didn’t clock the whole ass cymbal section until I saw them. My goodness

dustyrhodes.bsky.social•79 days ago

I spent 6 years in a *great* HS marching band and I loved it. We kicked ass in our own way (very serious very clockwork) but goddamnit the whole time all I wanted to do was be in a band that sounded like this.

jamescurle.bsky.social•79 days ago

If I had a billion dollars and a desire to invest in State athletics, I wouldn’t waste it on an NIL war chest. I would transform our band into this (or the closest facsimile).