Even better question:
If a ship wore pants, would the pants cover the keel, running horizontally from bow to stern, leaving the deck bare, or, would the pants just cover the stern, stopping halfway around near the main mast and wrapping around the entire deck, sides, and aft-wards keel (vertically)?
Somebody has been eating some nice mushrooms?
It’ the Bow, you know that lol.
Bad luck when the bottle doesn’t break for the latest Duchess ordered to fancy port celebrations
With a possibly weak arm
and a strong bottle…
in front of a big send off.
It’s either that or glass in Her eye?
Ships are usually launched backwards (stern-first) into the water, so the bottling normally happens at the face (bow) … though if space is tight, they are sometimes launched sideways 🫣
On the face. Grew up where they build aircraft carriers and nuclear subs. They also christen submarines. It’s always some GOP trad-wife, and sometimes they need more than one try to smash it, because submitting to a husband atrophies the muscles.
You christen a ship by breaking a champagne bottle on the bow or sometimes just pouring the champagne on the bow; the bow is the very front of the ship. You leave that poor boat's lil ass alone!
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If a ship wore pants, would the pants cover the keel, running horizontally from bow to stern, leaving the deck bare, or, would the pants just cover the stern, stopping halfway around near the main mast and wrapping around the entire deck, sides, and aft-wards keel (vertically)?
The stern is a boat’s butt.
It’ the Bow, you know that lol.
Bad luck when the bottle doesn’t break for the latest Duchess ordered to fancy port celebrations
With a possibly weak arm
and a strong bottle…
in front of a big send off.
It’s either that or glass in Her eye?
Who knew there were so many nautical puns out there?
They christen a ship by breaking a bottle on the bow.
The bow is the face.
I hope this helps.
You kinky Devel... lol
What???
I DONT KNOW WHY WE'RE YELLING BUT ITS FUNNY :D