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lukelukeluke.bsky.social
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3 days ago
The mushrooms asked me to buy them a billboard that just says “GO TO THE WOODS AND DIE”
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solo2024.bsky.social
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3 days ago
They wanna eat you bro! Resist! 🙃🥳😅🖖❤️
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judithrobinson.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Die happy 🤓😎
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daniellemullen.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Well, my plan/aspiration is for my remains to be composted, so . . . Sounds nice.
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pamelasheenatiger.bsky.social
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2 days ago
So did you?
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bulbasaurmd.bsky.social
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3 days ago
They sound like nice mushrooms
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baldbadass.bsky.social
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3 days ago
I hope so! I want to be buried in one of those all natural pods with a tree and some shrooms all around me. It's a thing.....I hope.
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frankiespankie.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Tattoo on my leg hehe
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peggychoosesbear.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Or we can come get you?
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akashubelmorgan.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Feels right.
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phoenixrussell.bsky.social
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3 days ago
That seems fun guy
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twohats2024.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Hungry little devils.
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dothog.bsky.social
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3 days ago
That's my retirement plan.
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mykleh.bsky.social
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3 days ago
How about making the sign more immediate and welcoming?
"Leave the rat race behind and join a thriving cooperative networked community!"
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mykleh.bsky.social
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3 days ago
That's my plan, though not quite yet. My wife and daughter aren't down on this though. There is still time for them to come around.
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jaidin.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Lol!
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trashphalt.beauty
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3 days ago
no need to advertise, it’s gonna happen
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akhumanbean.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Hahaha. I go to the woods for rebirth 😊
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handle.invalid
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3 days ago
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ctcallisen.bsky.social
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3 days ago
There was an episode of Hannibal about that...
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billkipper.bsky.social
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3 days ago
They need to learn that manners enhance compliance.
STAGGER INTO THE WOODS, FETID HOMINID, AND EMBRACE YOUR SUBSUMANCE, 'please'.
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rajivmote.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Feels like the right place for this classic.
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lizthefizzywhiz.bsky.social
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2 days ago
It does!! 😁
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meganbrady.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Well, a mushroom’s gotta eat, ya know?
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gabbydp.bsky.social
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3 days ago
The mushrooms told me that you’re a silly goose 🤣
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spincreep.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Wait...are they trying to harvest us?!
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joqatana.bsky.social
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3 days ago
The mushrooms in Mendocino share the woods with neurotoxic salamanders…
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jay2theworld.bsky.social
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3 days ago
100% believe this. ❤️ would maybe buy a shirt that said this 😂😂😂
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gutenfrog.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Like, goals, amirite?
Also, did the beetle and fly council also sponsor this? Says the guy who found a veritable bug hotel deer carcass the other day. It was neat!
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lukelukeluke.bsky.social
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3 days ago
We’re gonna need more billboards
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candita-lee.bsky.social
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3 days ago
😆🤪😂
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shellyeg.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Mushrooms, man. I really question their ... morel ... fabric* sometimes.
*That tangled mess of mycelium is ... 😖
😉
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sownow.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Happy to kick in a few bucks for each billboard - that says exactly that - in red districts across the U.S.
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clirkus.bsky.social
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3 days ago
they're hungry
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lidibee.bsky.social
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3 days ago
er…what?
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logan4gar.bsky.social
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3 days ago
I second the mushroom’s request
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yooberz.postes.club
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3 days ago
well, do it
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holdingupthesky.bsky.social
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3 days ago
I am 100% on board for burial in the woods. If my family will do it - once I’m dead they may get weird about it. I very much want to rot for nature.
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saintsrest.bsky.social
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3 days ago
My mom said she wanted to be buried in our orchard. Dad did not do that.
But I used to joke we'd be able to make Gran-Apple juice (my niblings called her Gran).
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holdingupthesky.bsky.social
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3 days ago
I’m going for something like:
https://www.miburial.com
Although I also want to donate my body to med students
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lizthefizzywhiz.bsky.social
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2 days ago
😂😂😂
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zxomon.bsky.social
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3 days ago
The mushrooms would get more out of me if I lived on and just threw all my organic garbage in the woods though. I think I could come to an agreement with them, potentially.
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drmaryslp.bsky.social
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3 days ago
I think about that a lot - becoming one with the mycelium 💞
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emilyrose.bsky.social
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3 days ago
If the mushrooms are talking to you, you probably are the wrong kind of mushroom. Or the right kind, depending on your goals.
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goatfellboy.bsky.social
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3 days ago
I’m on my way!
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goatfellboy.bsky.social
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3 days ago
“The woods are lovely, dark and deep…”
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"Leave the rat race behind and join a thriving cooperative networked community!"
STAGGER INTO THE WOODS, FETID HOMINID, AND EMBRACE YOUR SUBSUMANCE, 'please'.
Also, did the beetle and fly council also sponsor this? Says the guy who found a veritable bug hotel deer carcass the other day. It was neat!
*That tangled mess of mycelium is ... 😖
😉
But I used to joke we'd be able to make Gran-Apple juice (my niblings called her Gran).