Doctor: do you exercise? Me: oh yeah I do all of them, the push-offs, plonks Doctor: Me: cronchies Doctor: I'm gonna put no Me: ok - ThreadSky

arfmeasures.bsky.social • 178 days ago

Doctor: do you exercise?

Me: oh yeah I do all of them, the push-offs, plonks

Doctor:

Me: cronchies

Doctor: I'm gonna put no

Me: ok

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blondieblonde70.bsky.social•176 days ago

Nice to see more Twitter favourites here

arfmeasures.bsky.social•176 days ago

We're getting the band back together :)

gracemwmonk.bsky.social•173 days ago

It's funny because it's true.

time-entity.bsky.social•178 days ago

Doctor: Do you exercise?

Me: Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus…

Doctor: *twitches*

thisisbigk.bsky.social•162 days ago

😆

cyclocrossireland.bsky.social•178 days ago

Actual conversation with my GP:

Doctor: How much do you drink?

Me: About 10 pints

Doctor: A week? That’s not bad.

Me. Yeah, er, a week…

arfmeasures.bsky.social•178 days ago

Haha

gregkosh.bsky.social•178 days ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCZYQZrtWps

cathyclaire.bsky.social•177 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

bubblefine.bsky.social•169 days ago

this is killing me omfg xD

angelanakitende.bsky.social•177 days ago

I have remembered to laugh

arfmeasures.bsky.social•177 days ago

😊

puppernickl.bsky.social•178 days ago

Lounges. Daily.

melodyweiss.bsky.social•177 days ago

Same question from my dr. My answer: “Why? Who wants to know? You know something I don’t? Next question.” 🤣

dudejustlift.bsky.social•178 days ago

For some added cardio throw in some burpos and jump over some rope

mme-kat-tales.bsky.social•178 days ago

The cronchies got me! 🤣

arfmeasures.bsky.social•178 days ago

They're important! 😂

y2kdiva.bsky.social•178 days ago

😂😂😂😂😂

lantern-light.bsky.social•178 days ago

@transmachina.bsky.social

transmachina.bsky.social•178 days ago

😭🤪

lantern-light.bsky.social•178 days ago

I immediately heard that post in your voice 🫶

dixiechiken.bsky.social•177 days ago

Doctor: How often do you exercise?

Me: 3 times.

Doctor: A week? A month?

Me: I have given my answer.

bjapriesonyx.bsky.social•178 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

zahyra.bsky.social•178 days ago

📌

zahyra.bsky.social•178 days ago

Permission to make this into a sketch? It's hilarious lol

arfmeasures.bsky.social•178 days ago

Go for it!

zahyra.bsky.social•178 days ago

I'll tag you when I've done it!

roselover772.bsky.social•177 days ago

hahahahahahaaa

theotterone.bsky.social•173 days ago

Cronchies. Hahaha!

theoglucille.bsky.social•178 days ago

What??? It was my dedicated cronchies regimen that got me my wishboard abs

The nerve...

xxevaxx.bsky.social•178 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

blondejojo.bsky.social•178 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

scottielink.bsky.social•177 days ago

This got you a follow. Still laughing 😹😹

arfmeasures.bsky.social•177 days ago

😊

mrsmnash.bsky.social•178 days ago

Do diddly squats count? I’m thinking yes.

arfmeasures.bsky.social•178 days ago

Yes!

mrsmnash.bsky.social•178 days ago

I can’t stop laughing

55anna.bsky.social•177 days ago

I went to a knee surgeon. Do you excerise? I walk the trail 3 times a week. How many blocks would say that is? I don't know. It's a trail. I just walk. Ya, but how many blocks? I don't know!!!! Put in my file "Difficult patient". FU!

arfmeasures.bsky.social•177 days ago

Wow that's crazy!

notakarenbutkaren.bsky.social•178 days ago

That made me laugh and I feel like that hadn't happened for oh, like 2 weeks.

catitude-life.bsky.social•177 days ago

I wanna eat, er do cronchies . . .

tove-jabberwock.bsky.social•178 days ago

A true classic

tove-jabberwock.bsky.social•177 days ago

Oh snap, it’s actually you, not just someone stealing your joke without attribution.

Nice.

This one has definitely been saved to my folder of funny tweets for quite some time.

youngfrankeinstein.bsky.social•177 days ago

https://youtu.be/LnNhmJEquvo?si=vgAq0yAolBTluDfW

feeshkeeng.bsky.social•178 days ago

You forgot wheezy bois.

vividpurple71.bsky.social•177 days ago

😂

mrjoebrian.bsky.social•167 days ago

I’ve been plonkin my ands off

rubberduckcanuk.bsky.social•177 days ago

But do you play sports ball

love1717.bsky.social•178 days ago

🤣🤣🤣😂🤣

valpalgal.bsky.social•177 days ago

My dialogue with my doc too

methodic.bsky.social•178 days ago

I love a cronchie with a cup of tea.

arfmeasures.bsky.social•178 days ago

That's the best exercise

sachant.bsky.social•177 days ago

I often sound cronchie when I first stand up.

4gmv.bsky.social•177 days ago

😄👏👏👏

growlbiscuit.bsky.social•177 days ago

lkbossgirl.bsky.social•178 days ago

This just made my morning! 🤣

britculpsapp.bsky.social•178 days ago

plonks & cronchies aren’t seen as valid exercise?

we used to be a country.

rrmass.bsky.social•177 days ago

🤣🤣

shonneri.bsky.social•177 days ago

This the one 😂 @evanrachelhood.bsky.social cuz “plonks” got me hollerin 😭😭

evanrachelhood.bsky.social•177 days ago

Yoo😂😂 Istg this is how I sound to my primary 😭

shonneri.bsky.social•177 days ago

JUST ALIKE knowin damn well ion do nthn besides eat 😂

ferretoftheforest.bsky.social•177 days ago

I totally run...

....

.......

........... my mouth.

kimmylea.bsky.social•178 days ago

Yeah I exercise
Exercise muh rights

paul9115.bsky.social•178 days ago

What about sit downs, surely they still count right? Right?

arfmeasures.bsky.social•178 days ago

Definitely.

drcuriosity.bsky.social•178 days ago

Lie downs only count if you make a cuppatea first, though.

amikolle.bsky.social•178 days ago

I ate some cronchies this morning, does that count?

I'm going with yes.✨️

arfmeasures.bsky.social•178 days ago

Definitely counts

jcnyc2020.bsky.social•177 days ago

I am laughing so hard that I can check off abb work.

stigirish.bsky.social•178 days ago

I have the Pokewalker. It is a step counter. I put it on my desk and just jiggle it back and forth to get more "steps".

arfmeasures.bsky.social•178 days ago

Smart!

shalomshore.bsky.social•35 days ago

My interpretation

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DICp15Rvm9v/?igsh=MjlmejdjaTVvbGRt

winternal.bsky.social•178 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

kalvinmacleod.bsky.social•178 days ago

yeah, but how much do you bench weight?

arfmeasures.bsky.social•178 days ago

Don't mean to brag but I can sit on a bench and wait for ages.

lcgal.bsky.social•177 days ago

That takes dedication and hard work!

deb4hope.bsky.social•178 days ago

Must watch:
Diego Goes to the doctor

https://awkwardpuppets.fandom.com/wiki/Doctor_Visit

laredo250.bsky.social•177 days ago

I put a wooden sign that says “Gym” above my bathroom door. I go to the Gym at least 2 or 3 times a day. Sometimes I leave sweating and fatigued. Sometimes I just go there to relax and watch some sports.

arfmeasures.bsky.social•177 days ago

It's a good system

cathyclaire.bsky.social•177 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏