Burnout: Paradise
I will never understood the praise that franchise killer got after it removed so much of what made the previous instalments fun and replaced it with a world map
sorry kid you can't have crash mode but we're going to make you drive to the mountains 50 times
I will never understood the praise that franchise killer got after it removed so much of what made the previous instalments fun and replaced it with a world map
sorry kid you can't have crash mode but we're going to make you drive to the mountains 50 times
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I know the soundtrack causes licensing issues but I need a Burnout 3 remaster tomorrow thanks
Also, having to hear that goddamn "Paradise City" song by Guns 'n Roses, EVERY TIME YOU BOOT THE FUCKING GAME, is a fucking crime.
The city lay out is terrible, with it's "compass" system. You just drive from southeast to northwest, over and over again.
Push both triggers, be a big rolling tribute to Bad Boys 2 and...
This isn't working. Which one had The Academy Is... on the OST? I liked that one most.
Hell, some of the Criterion made Need for Speed games are closer to Burnout than Paradise is.
best thing about Burnout Paradise
Dominator for the PS2 is better than Paradise and it's just an upgraded PSP title
GET YOUR DICK OUT
I straight up rage-uninstalled after that
There was a way to restart a race from the menu.
It was more obvious where to go (or not to go) during a race.
In the hot-key menu rather than the pause menu.
i'd defend it if it had it
i just want to lean in my chair as i desperately try to steer a flying husk of a car toward a herd of luxury automobiles for explosions and points
I got sick of the open world map and the stitched together "courses" really fast.
"wow i can't wait to drive to these traffic lights again"
Even Revenge wasn't as good as 3 in that department but Paradise was much worse.
It's not even a graphics thing. All New Vegas characters looked like potatoes and the game was perfect
Also Its weird yeah that people just put up with Bethesda releasing buggy AF games and folks just seem to shrug "hey, its Bethesda"