Them: why don’t you have a dragon or rainbow roll on your menu? Me: Long Island has enough spots with rolls that contain 20 ingredients & fish that’s been frozen for months Them: we can haz rainbow roll? Me: nope & don’t try to ask for “crunchy” panko on top of your roll here Them: Me: Them: fine - ThreadSky

danielmkim.bsky.social • 47 days ago

Them: why don’t you have a dragon or rainbow roll on your menu?
Me: Long Island has enough spots with rolls that contain 20 ingredients & fish that’s been frozen for months
Them: we can haz rainbow roll?
Me: nope & don’t try to ask for “crunchy” panko on top of your roll here
Them:
Me:
Them: fine

Comments

squeakysneaks.bsky.social•47 days ago

No cronches?!

danielmkim.bsky.social•47 days ago

squeakysneaks.bsky.social•47 days ago

Bruuuuv cronches are liiiife

drjchernov.bsky.social•46 days ago

Your chef's reply:

pacificwatershrew.bsky.social•47 days ago

Omg thank you. My buddy had me try this sushi bistro by his house and I whined the whole time bc they had a menu the size of an encyclopedia with 20 ingredients per roll. I lost my shit at bananas on a sushi roll. Like genuinely. Then got served a bathtub of this terrible “ramen”.

phobosdeimos.bsky.social•47 days ago

I feel that way about the "poke bowls" on the mainland

pacificwatershrew.bsky.social•47 days ago

I honestly should have walked out. Like. Hand to God. I regret even entertaining that. I told my buddy Im never going anywhere with him again. Plus he’s terrible company.

afterthehavoc.bsky.social•46 days ago

It's fucking weird to be questioning the judgement of the folks you're trusting to put out sushi worth high end prices.

I love me a rainbow roll, but when I'm craving one, I go to Wegmans.