Trying to square how companies can argue that certain features will save your life but also they aren’t included in the base package. Seat belts not included!
We're really just going to have to eventually go down to the main breaker panel and cut the electricity altogether, aren't we? If we ever wanna get back to living our own lives, I mean.
At what pitch does a voice or tremor count as a scream? Sometimes, my screams come out more as chuckles. If I pay for the upgrade, can I customize the scream checker?
This seems like if you have kids those screams are just going to get written off as false positives because they do that shit all the time for no good reason.
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I don't want this on my house.
[Screams hideously; is ignored]
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vSHbYgibL9M
Gotta pay for the upgrade.
Here's to hoping I won't get the V treatment when I quit or get RIFed