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sharonk.bsky.social • 78 days ago

the breeding king president

Trump: "We're gonna have tremendous goodies in the bag for women too. The women, between the fertilization and all the other things we're talking about, it's gonna be great. Fertilization. I'm still very proud of it, I don't care. I'll be known as the fertilization president and that's okay."

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hoppingdick.bsky.social•78 days ago

Why do I get the feeling this statement should be handled in a hazmat suit, with tongs?

tkb24.bsky.social•77 days ago

If i was a woman and went to this, I would be very careful opening that 'goodies' bag.

leaddreamer.bsky.social•78 days ago

I thought Elon was already the fertilization president?

1uglyman.bsky.social•78 days ago

"known as the fertilization president" - fertilization as in cow manure or horse shit?

kanadianraven.bsky.social•77 days ago

Goes to show even a teeny weeny weeny can score. 🤮

cogbarn.bsky.social•78 days ago

fisherm24.bsky.social•78 days ago

Immortan Don.

rogachevroots.bsky.social•78 days ago

Fucking gross! Skewer this asshole on a spit.

rrussell25.bsky.social•78 days ago

When you're famous you can just walk up to them and fertilize them.

aprilthealexandra.bsky.social•78 days ago

I am repulsed.

jhfield.bsky.social•78 days ago

Unreal coming from a sexual predator who hates women.

coolmama13.bsky.social•78 days ago

WTF

bluebird-of-fury.bsky.social•78 days ago

My ovaries just shriveled up at that.

altja.bsky.social•77 days ago

He's sick.

amyjo33.bsky.social•78 days ago

🤢🤮

peanut24.bsky.social•78 days ago

I think Elon would have something to say about that.

truxmintinbox.bsky.social•78 days ago

greasyswede.bsky.social•77 days ago

How can anyone listen to his gibberish, his incomprehensible incoherently idiotic word salad, and think... "What a smart man."

stairn.bsky.social•78 days ago

Actually, Elon is the fertilization president, with his 15 kids by ?? women...

kaizhen.bsky.social•78 days ago

This country is so f'n stupid. All trump voters and non-voters and third party voters need to drink the windex and die already. It looks so tasty and fertilizery. You know you want to slurp it down.

mariobert.bsky.social•78 days ago

Good Lord I can he be so idiot ?

dsweasel.bsky.social•78 days ago

Is he confusing fertilization with fertilizer? I can believe people refer to him as the fertilizer president.

laughingtommy.bsky.social•78 days ago

I think he's misunderstanding people screaming at him "You're the fucking president!"

destiny-plus.bsky.social•78 days ago

How? By Adding coffee grinds to garlic juice and injecting every 24 hrs? We will be breeding like orchids on a tree trunk.

falllight.bsky.social•78 days ago

🤦‍♀️

rini1983.bsky.social•78 days ago

This may be the worst thing he's ever said. 🤢🤢🤢

patti4040.bsky.social•78 days ago

So he truly is in full frontal lobe disinhibition ?
And isn’t Musk supposed to be the fertilization king?

countdeathtoll.bsky.social•78 days ago

What a slimy bastard creepshow.

mkzadam.bsky.social•78 days ago

Gonna go exchange my literacy for something less psychologically damaging thanks

peark.es•78 days ago

Sharon I hollered

joss17.bsky.social•77 days ago

What, he thinks that all women care is breeding? Believe me there are a LOT of women out there who in no way want to produce babies that are completely ignored once born, or become targets for sickos w/ARs or are sent to fight a war this AHole started! Who in the hell can afford to have kids?

matthewsp.bsky.social•78 days ago

Still gross AF, but I suspect it's a callback to this

https://bsky.app/profile/matthewsp.bsky.social/post/3llcluxxeeq2m

geoffreymoses.bsky.social•78 days ago

Definitely. He doesn't know what words mean, so this is close enough for him.

redheadedj.bsky.social•78 days ago

karzrus.bsky.social•78 days ago

Another one of those speechlets that should be read in a normal voice and circulated widely. Like by @stephencolbert.bsky.social

ceejaedevine.bsky.social•78 days ago

He does know it doesn't actually involve s*x, doesn't he?

I thought some of the RW arguments against it were the non-missionary actions men have to perform and the death of a lot of the resulting sperm. What happened to all of that?

marcelrm.bsky.social•78 days ago

Some should ask Musk's AI to translate from Trump to english.

mindyx3.bsky.social•78 days ago

Ick!

bhuddlesston92.bsky.social•78 days ago

More like the Fertilizer president since he’s full of SHIT!!! 💩💩

sjdco-xblows.bsky.social•78 days ago

This is the actual fertilization we get from this POTUS

cavu4ever.bsky.social•78 days ago

Fertilizer = horse poop. How apt.

kozochkon.bsky.social•78 days ago

Remember we warned about Handmaid's Tale

mosheroperandi.bsky.social•78 days ago

hell to the yeah. I get to look forward to memories of trump saying "Fertilization president" haunting me from the recesses of my diseased brain for the rest of forever.

stacywes.bsky.social•78 days ago

More like the fertilizer president. So full of 💩

nancydrigotas.bsky.social•78 days ago

What? Is he growing soybeans?

drslats.bsky.social•78 days ago

Based on the results of his prior fertilization, we may want to search for a different donor!

paulofarmer.bsky.social•78 days ago

He will be doing a sponsored fertilisation session for hand-picked maidens later this year.

sharonk.bsky.social•78 days ago

*kink

elsiejay.bsky.social•78 days ago

Either works, when you think about it.

yungdreyfusard.bsky.social•78 days ago

j d vance represents the specific point when 'pro-life because of breeding porn' overtook 'pro-life because of christianity'

brutallyrandom.bsky.social•78 days ago

I turn 40 in May

My wife and I met when we were 28 - the chance to become parents was on the table

I’ll be real - could be cowardly on my part - but we didn’t want to have a child in a fascist regime and others in our family would need our help to make it through

MAGA stopped me from being a dad