Saw an article that said the latest SpaceX rapid unscheduled disassembly was a “setback for his plans to go to Mars,” and I can’t stop laughing. Such credulous dopes.
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elon's shit space craft just exploded again . . . so yeah, when can we give him another few billion so he can explode another one again???? huh, mr. trump?
the dude is literally BLOWING UP ROCKETS HE KNOWS WILL BLOW UP just to gather a US government paycheck. This is a grift; he knows it wont work, and the ppl signing the checks know it wont work its corruption.
Elon's never going to Mars. His super-heavy isn't even making it to orbit...never mind the additional fuel and techonology that will be required once that has been achieved. That hasn't even been fathomed.
He probably insists on the current shape of the space penis, like he has with the cybertruck, so the engineers have to figure out how to make it not explode while keeping the design specs to his liking.
When some pasty white billionaire ketamine addict says he wants you to skip the vibration tests so he can make Juneteenth about him, every single engineer should have said no. For multiple reasons.
In order for starship to work it has to land and take off again without refueling, without any maintenance. That’s currently impossible and will be for many years. Starship has been a scam from the start. The welfare queen of aerospace.
I'm waiting for the Elon stans to start telling us how this was actually a triumph and totally planned. The spin is going to be hilarious. They did not go to space yesterday.
These MAGA folks are actually supporting ways to ruin Mother Earth....but it's ok....to hold beliefs that Mars is a viable solution.....that is insanity.
Pls keep it going! Let's bury the Nazi Muskrat. In addition to Tesla, he also own SpaceX, X (formerly Twitter), the Boring Company, Neuralink, xAI, and Starkink
Didn't Elron recently say they were launching for Mars in 2026?
Must of been talking of Mars, Texas. Which at this rate, is doable. It's only 450 miles, about twice the distance of the farthest that a SpaceX Starship part reached.
I tried to Google the % of space x rockets that have blown up, instead it's a buttkissathon about the rockets that DIDN'T blow up.
Dodged the question entirely.
Anyways, at this rate, I don't see them sending anything living into space any time soon.
Musk markets himself as a kind of Promethean polymath, a one-man Renaissance of engineering genius and visionary foresight. But his companies rely heavily on vast subsidies, PR spin and the grind of under-credited engineers to get where they are. Which is nowhere
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Good things happen to people that do good things.
Bad things happen to people that do bad things.
At this rate we will never get rid of him!
And how many explosions?
"unscheduled disassembly"
Best euphemism for "phenomenal disaster" I've ever seen.
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Pls keep it going! Let's bury the Nazi Muskrat. In addition to Tesla, he also own SpaceX, X (formerly Twitter), the Boring Company, Neuralink, xAI, and Starkink
Let's tank the Mutther Fawwker! 💪
Space X needs a rapid unscheduled disassembly.
Must of been talking of Mars, Texas. Which at this rate, is doable. It's only 450 miles, about twice the distance of the farthest that a SpaceX Starship part reached.
"Elon, it's not a feking Starship...it's a rocket..sometimes it reaches space, but it ain't a Starship!".
rocket scientist: uhh…
rocket: kablooey!
Dodged the question entirely.
Anyways, at this rate, I don't see them sending anything living into space any time soon.