god imagine going "we are screwed" over the appointment of a pope in 2025. you shall not enter valhalla - ThreadSky

rickywlmsbong.bsky.social • 24 days ago

god imagine going "we are screwed" over the appointment of a pope in 2025. you shall not enter valhalla

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lmao

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boomies-n-zoomies.bsky.social•24 days ago

To be fair, I think Christian’s typically don’t want to go to Valhalla.

mreschatologist.bsky.social•24 days ago

American pope causes the most American reaction. "YOU just LOST yourself a CUSTOMER" I say to the pope. Two stars! Would NOT recommend!

proofofburden.bsky.social•24 days ago

We are a protestant nation (derogatory)

rickywlmsbong.bsky.social•24 days ago

all americans are prots. catholic, jewish, muslims, hindu, atheist, doesn’t matter. all prots, no exceptions

turtlebee.bsky.social•24 days ago

Sorry, american jews are not prots. It's not something you get to choose it's forced upon you. And even if you don't believe and you don't trust it, you still are bringing shame and ruin upon your tribe for all your failings.

imdoctorremulak.bsky.social•23 days ago

on cue

horseknuckler.bsky.social•24 days ago

2hot2prot

swolecialism.bsky.social•24 days ago

from the country that invented calvinist marxism

rickywlmsbong.bsky.social•24 days ago

that’s right

mreschatologist.bsky.social•24 days ago

Black and white footage of people fumbling with censers, lavabos, chasubles, and other sacerdotal implements. "SEVEN Holy Sacraments! FORTY days of Lent! There's GOT to be a Better Way!"

enoa-cm.bsky.social•24 days ago

American conservatives demanding to speak to the pope's manager

soccerdaddy.bsky.social•24 days ago

https://www.ratemypope.com

laundry3000.bsky.social•24 days ago

Are all these ghouls into Catholicism for the sacrament of reconciliation? Like they thinks it’s a get out of jail free card if they’re honest with some guy a couple times a year?

imdoctorremulak.bsky.social•23 days ago

who tf goes to catholic school if they're not catholic?

ascotrose.bsky.social•24 days ago

"I was going to be Catholic until I learned I had to submit to pope" is certainly a take.

bsakat.bsky.social•24 days ago

These dorks are such huge losers.

bsakat.bsky.social•24 days ago

Also, they don't know a single fucking thing about Catholicism.

marcandrade.bsky.social•23 days ago

No Matt. YOU are screwed…just another mediocre white man whining about…well, fucking everything. Waaaah.

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