I’ve started my own business. Pitchforks - $49.99 Torches - $34.99 ( 1 hr burn) Both for $75 - ThreadSky

arlene5692.bsky.social•77 days ago

Clever

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itsmevicki.bsky.social•76 days ago

How many people will cut pitchfork shapes out of poster board and use it for their protest rally signs

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protector5763.bsky.social•76 days ago

Good idea.

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mheywood29.bsky.social•77 days ago

I’ve got bridges and swamps to sell.

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arbecca.bsky.social•77 days ago

Great!

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captainwest.bsky.social•77 days ago

If not now, when?

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michaelstapleton.com.au•76 days ago

Do you sell a guillotine?

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maquisard2.bsky.social•77 days ago

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gogreenvoteblue.bsky.social•77 days ago

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gpsomers.bsky.social•77 days ago

What kind of pitchfork are they, they better be the 2 or 3 tine hay fork, any other kind is no good for what we want them for.

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protector5763.bsky.social•77 days ago

3 tine.

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expatpatineur.bsky.social•76 days ago

I already have a pitchfork. I'll take a torch though.

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protector5763.bsky.social•76 days ago

Sorry sold out. I have another 10 thousand coming in from China next week but I have to raise my price 34%.

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themagpiesmiles.bsky.social•77 days ago

#takemaralago

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francesca-mouse.bsky.social•76 days ago

I’ve personally always wanted a catapult…mostly to ride in it but that’s just the genx in me…

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ihippie.bsky.social•77 days ago

I’ll take two pair

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lexandcon.bsky.social•77 days ago

Gotta be real, that one hour burn rate feels a bit low. With a properly prepared rag, I could make a torch last at least 4 hours, even longer if I can reapply fuel.

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protector5763.bsky.social•77 days ago

I usually carry extra kerosene.

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lexandcon.bsky.social•76 days ago

I knew you seemed trustworthy.

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samiam559.bsky.social•76 days ago

I'm IN!

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kimsteed13.bsky.social•77 days ago

I'm starting my own business now. My services will involve distracting the villagers by convincing the pitchfork carrying villagers, that the torch carrying villagers are planning to take away their pitchforks. They'll work it out!! 🤣

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kokaneejohn.bsky.social•77 days ago

Heard and MacDonald Islands

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chrischoptain.bsky.social•76 days ago

@heardislandgov.bsky.social

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richr11511.bsky.social•77 days ago

Can you throw in a guillotine and keep it under $200 total?

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protector5763.bsky.social•77 days ago

I can but it will come unassembled.

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notafanoftrump.bsky.social•77 days ago

It’s all good. I’ve got power tools

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capecodluthier.bsky.social•77 days ago

Do you offer discount rates if I get a few people to buy in?

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ioanna-iguana.bsky.social•77 days ago

Any tar or feathers on sale?

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lindarutherford.bsky.social•77 days ago

I was going to ask the same question? Ha! Ha!

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screamingmad888.bsky.social•77 days ago

You netter stock up (bc of tariffs). You are going to run out fast.

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spykef1fan.bsky.social•77 days ago

#Canadian dollars at par? Help me out, reciprocal tariffs do apply

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lucky5556.bsky.social•77 days ago

How much for the rail to run him out of town?

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kdmartin.bsky.social•77 days ago

How much for tar and feathers?

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protector5763.bsky.social•77 days ago

Okay, I’m getting several requests for feathers and tar.

“The Pillow Guy” has given me sweet deal on the feathers and Petro Canada has provided tar at their cost.

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keithdev.bsky.social•77 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Capitalism at it's best!

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lostscrews.bsky.social•77 days ago

Got a layaway plan? I might need a few.

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queenbre.bsky.social•77 days ago

You should get with Big Tar and Feathers.

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martonius.bsky.social•77 days ago

Are pitchforks scarier than nooses? #noosesfornazis

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protector5763.bsky.social•77 days ago

It allows more angry people to participate.

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bluelego.bsky.social•76 days ago

I’m doing tar and feather kits for $19.99. Wanna collab?

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protector5763.bsky.social•76 days ago

Sounds promising.

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protector5763.bsky.social•77 days ago

Made in China 😁

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dicktaterhater.bsky.social•76 days ago

Gonna need some tar and feathers to go along with that.

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chrischoptain.bsky.social•76 days ago

so inventory recap

Pitchforks

Torches

Guillotine - assembly required

Tar & Feather kit - I gallon of pitch with mop, 1 down pillow

rail - price per yard

Catapult - assembly required, pick up only

Guy Fawkes masks - one size fits all

am I missing anything?

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protector5763.bsky.social•76 days ago

You’re my kind of customer!

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chrischoptain.bsky.social•76 days ago

you're my kinda retailer!

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merri24.bsky.social•77 days ago

Sign me up!

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horologio.bsky.social•77 days ago

How much are your French made guillotines?

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arspolitico.bsky.social•77 days ago

Um

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carlporterroberts.bsky.social•77 days ago

Hilarious. Complimentary Guillotine with $75.00 purchase while supplies last.

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protector5763.bsky.social•77 days ago

It’s worth it.

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hopedisappointed.bsky.social•77 days ago

🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🫲🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚

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karlkoons3.bsky.social•77 days ago

How much are replacement fuel canisters for the Torches?
I may need more than 1 hr's worth of burn time🤔👊us🔥

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protector5763.bsky.social•77 days ago

I’ll look into it. I find carrying a bucket of kerosene to dip the tip will get another 15 mins.

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richcrissman.bsky.social•77 days ago

Just add flamethrowers to your product offerings, a much better option.

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protector5763.bsky.social•77 days ago

I think I’m really onto something.

I can see it now.

“Protector’s Protest On Line Mercantile”

We have all your protest needs:

Torches, guillotines, gallows, flamethrowers, gas masks, helmets, goggles brass knuckles, Molotov cocktails, pitchforks, custom banners, we got it all.

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richcrissman.bsky.social•77 days ago

But you forgot booze. 😵‍💫

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protector5763.bsky.social•77 days ago

Free booze.

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alienarmstrong.bsky.social•77 days ago

Excellent idea!!

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upnsmoke.bsky.social•77 days ago

You forgot about maps/addresses of the nearest Repub...umm...Fascist.

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originalgc53.bsky.social•77 days ago

I’ll invest in that!

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savvysuzy.bsky.social•77 days ago

Tar?

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reinastella.bsky.social•77 days ago

feathers?

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comrade-adam.bsky.social•77 days ago

I broker deal to get you two together.

Then I sell rails.

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reinastella.bsky.social•77 days ago

you got a deal! 😆

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wfwhuman.bsky.social•77 days ago

Guillotines?

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protector5763.bsky.social•77 days ago

I’m looking at a product line from France. They’re in agreement that tariffs will not apply.

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shhhhh-hush.bsky.social•77 days ago

Let me get in on this. I’d like to buy a stake in the “Torch&Fork” franchise. I foresee global demand.

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protector5763.bsky.social•77 days ago

I’ve sold out.

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neverepug.bsky.social•77 days ago

What are the costs for tar & feathers?

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poorkelly.bsky.social•77 days ago

Suspect business will improve quickly 🇺🇸

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billboardmike.bsky.social•77 days ago

Your forgetting the rails so we can ride them out of town. Better get some tar and feathers too. I'll gladly help with the application!

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protector5763.bsky.social•77 days ago

I’m a small business but the 3 tine forks are going really well. They are very maneuverable.

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notafanoftrump.bsky.social•77 days ago

What’s your tariff rate?

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foughtfortoday.bsky.social•77 days ago

So is that before or after tariff price?

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protector5763.bsky.social•77 days ago

Before. I can’t guarantee that price by Monday. 😁

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hernandez888.bsky.social•75 days ago

Today's betrayals are nothing less than treason. The Republic & Liberty have been assaulted by tyranny & they are in danger. Now is the time for you genuine hardcore Americans to step up & be brave. This is not a time for poisonous politics, treasonous political parties, or traitorous politicians.

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