Ages ago I said I'd post bikini pics if I hit 10k follows and I didn't cuz my brain/self-esteem was at a critical low so everything looked awful to me!! But here! I have 4 extra for interested sickos that are less goofy/chromakeyable for hijinx. Price undecided rn (what's the demand? idk) - ThreadSky

voidburger.com • 95 days ago

Ages ago I said I'd post bikini pics if I hit 10k follows and I didn't cuz my brain/self-esteem was at a critical low so everything looked awful to me!! But here!

I have 4 extra for interested sickos that are less goofy/chromakeyable for hijinx. Price undecided rn (what's the demand? idk)

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zirio.bsky.social•93 days ago

Okay but I love this; the rainbow polkadots, the default t-posing to assert dominance, adorable addition of The Sonboy Vivi. New super secret alternative outfit has been unlocked for the Voidburger to go along with the actual burger head.

foldnz.bsky.social•93 days ago

Surely it must be nearly swimming season soon in Finland too yeah? Hit up the pool and the sauuuuna, float around and stuff. Be a fish for a little bit. Good times.

rockmanblu.bsky.social•95 days ago

Dawww vivi stealing the show on that last one. Looking good! (Also that t-pose I'm the second one is so good and funny)

aardarf.bsky.social•94 days ago

pantsuoni.bsky.social•94 days ago

Followed for bikini, stayed for cats n games

voidburger.com•94 days ago

eyyyyy

kasemoch.bsky.social•94 days ago

shi.wtf•95 days ago

the vivi buddy pic is peak aesthetic

saleemnoorali.com•94 days ago

Congrats on the 10k + plus more!

desfore.bsky.social•50 days ago

Well, I’m glad you’re feeling in a much better headspace now. So, when’s the next bikini milestone? 😂

aelitia.bsky.social•94 days ago

Love the one with Vivi, has me googling if it's baroque or renaissance lol, i don't know anything about art

aelitia.bsky.social•94 days ago

I'm dumb and should have read the ALT sooner

minamiyo.bsky.social•94 days ago

looks good on you!

ary.bsky.social•95 days ago

The prophecy 😱

bluekarkinos.bsky.social•95 days ago

The world can finally begin to heal.

themissinglink.bsky.social•93 days ago

Absolutely gorgeous, you and chip are the cutest damn couple i've ever seen in my life

reaperhunter.bsky.social•95 days ago

That second one 🤣

redvelvetcapy.bsky.social•94 days ago

This bikini is adorable btw

loakamossi.bsky.social•34 days ago

Now that it's been a couple months, do you think you'll do any more shoots like this? Not saying you have to do one soon or anything, but was this fun enough to do a second time or did one thing or another put you off ever doing this again?

Also an obligatory apology for commenting on an old post 😭

voidburger.com•34 days ago

Lol yeah, I wouldn't mind to, I just haven't gotten around to it. I'm not even a big selfie person so it's like... I guess not a mindset I often have? It was a very warm reception tho ngl

loakamossi.bsky.social•34 days ago

I'm glad it was a pleasant experience! It's way too easy for stuff like this to get un-fun. Not to be a bummer, but given the sex-negative climate of... everywhere lately, I try to stress fun when it comes to things like this. After all, if you don't have fun with it, you won't do it anymore! (1/3)

loakamossi.bsky.social•34 days ago

I don't know if this solves the mindset problem, but maybe you could run a poll? Post a few outfits you look hot in, then have people vote on which one they'd like to see? The bikini pics were spur of the moment; maybe audience participation would help get your brain into photoshoot mode? (2/3)

loakamossi.bsky.social•34 days ago

I also have a few accounts I could link to you for inspiration, if you want! They don't post the exact same kind of photos as you; they cater to kinks. But they're all "No nips, no hole," as you once put it. And sorry for replying with so many posts! I like talking about this kind of stuff!😅(3/3)

voidburger.com•34 days ago

lol no prob. And Bsky doesn't have polls (yet?), but it's worth considering maybe. Think I'll stick to bikini type things for now, if I do more

loakamossi.bsky.social•94 days ago

I love how silly these are! A little goofiness can really help a photoshoot like this; when the model's having fun, the photos tend to be hotter!

cosbot.bsky.social•94 days ago

this isn't the account I use for sicko activities but congrats on the better brain and whatever

jthomeslice.bsky.social•94 days ago

A-pose goes hard

voidburger.com•93 days ago

Update: thanks for not finding me as gaunt as my brain does 💀✨

Going rate for 4 extra pics (less goofy, less covering up my body with a cat) is $100, https://PayPal.me/voidburger and I send em to the email associated with the acct!

brokenarmsgordon.bsky.social•93 days ago

Bikini Capitalism (also going to be the name of my new punk band)

loakamossi.bsky.social•93 days ago

Based on what certain artists have told me, you might want to ask people to not specify anything in the notes when they pay you. Or at least ask them to not mention that they're paying for photos.

It might not be necessary, but I don't want your account to get slapped for something stupid.

voidburger.com•93 days ago

ah true (and i was wondering this myself, actually)

i will specify this in the future, if I do more of this

loakamossi.bsky.social•93 days ago

I do hope that you do more of this! It might be weird to think of it this way, but this is a new art form for you, and I think it's cool to watch people try expanding their horizons like this!

I also like looking at hot ladies and I don't want to cross a boundary or creep you out but God DAMN

failedquest.bsky.social•95 days ago

Lookin good, VB. What’s it take to unlock the rest?

voidburger.com•95 days ago

DM + money negotiation lol. idk what's normal to charge for such things

koritoprime.gay•95 days ago

The socks really bring the outfit together 🤣

voidburger.com•95 days ago

I ain't postin' free feet! lol

smarfdurden.com•95 days ago

I may post *some* free feet, just so they get a taste and want more

abesal.bsky.social•94 days ago

Good for you! You're in Finland, if anything, you'll post free Meters 😂

koritoprime.gay•95 days ago

🫡

boypaws.bsky.social•94 days ago

WOAH!

macslain.bsky.social•94 days ago

Renaissance era you n Vivi in that last one is the one I'm throwing my wallet at

thehorrorkid.bsky.social•95 days ago

You look great!

krosskeys.lol•92 days ago

I remember this post because you clarified "No holes" and as a recognised Silent Hill connoisseur you missed an opportunity for some sort of "There was a hole here but it's gone now" joke.

tonicky.bsky.social•95 days ago

Had to google "La Pieta" but for a cat Vivi is doing pretty well at imitating it a little too lively but I trust his interpuratation of the art. Also you look great but that is always true

emkultra64.bsky.social•93 days ago

omg I love these but especially the Vivi one. so good ✨

notvtube.bsky.social•94 days ago

hey, good looks all around! your brain was wrong at the time I fear, you're doing quite good lol

mizuru007.bsky.social•95 days ago

I desperately wish I were a more talented person because A-Pose Jess would absolutely be taking a WORLDWIDE TRIP in that FAAAAABULOUS bikini. (No, really, it’s so cute and I wish I had it for me.)