Mike's been arguing with the internet that some eggs aren't poached for over two hours now. - ThreadSky

happytoast.bsky.social • 5 days ago

Mike's been arguing with the internet that some eggs aren't poached for over two hours now.

Has he stuck any up his hoop yet?

He seems to be a complete oeuf.

What a basted.

"It's basted. Read a cookbook bitch"

The first guy I think could be forgiven, maybe he’s a bit neurodivergent, but this Mike guy truly does seem to be an eggy cunt.

It's supper time and this whole thing's been going on since breakfast.

Mike's one of the new mansplainers entering the battle

You could say he's taking this to..... An eggstreme 😏

Is he still going? Wow he has stamina, must all of the poached eggs he has eaten

I was totally confused by this and then found I had him pre-blocked and so he’d been excised from the thread.

"Come back. I haven't finished telling you about the basted eggs"

*looks at this*

*realises it's one of those social media things I want nothing to do with*

*moves on*

You have to respect that level of commitment

I'm enjoying the skyscrapers argument. Quite the turn of events #eggs

Poached for over two hours?

I think they're done.

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