YMMV, but this sounds to me like an enormous lie. - ThreadSky

gregpak.net • 42 days ago

YMMV, but this sounds to me like an enormous lie.

Reposted from Aaron Rupar

Who withdraws 3 grand in cash for this?

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sandabluedeux.bsky.social•42 days ago

Shady creeps telling unbelievable lies

vfrankensteen.bsky.social•42 days ago

Because that's the hard limit she can stuff into the stripper's jock strap?

perrinbar.bsky.social•42 days ago

Maybe she doesn't qualify for a credit card? It's definitely not to buy drugs. And I'll point to this if anyone says otherwise. Repeat: it was not to buy drugs.

thommyla.bsky.social•42 days ago

Regardless, the head of Homeland Security can’t even secure her personal belongings…

a little touch of irony if you like that sort of thing, huh?

unewme.bsky.social•42 days ago

Because she doesn’t have a credit card. Right🙄

niapsaka.bsky.social•42 days ago

This looks like classic cartoon bag o' cash bribery. That or she has a history that led her not to carry cards, which is fine.

But here's the question. Why is this a news story? Why publicize it?

barbiedoll62.bsky.social•42 days ago

She’s smart

denniswatson.bsky.social•42 days ago

I have had earnest career prosecutors assure me on multiple occasions that only drug dealers and other criminals carry thousands of dollars in cash. They always lie about it too. Maybe someone should look into this?

She wasn’t at a pizza place with a basement, was she?

zredden.bsky.social•42 days ago

The only people I know who still use cash are people to poor to withdraw $3,000 (me)

poouliinhanawi.bsky.social•42 days ago

Considering the weekend was basically over and she still had the cash, yeah.

gregpak.net•42 days ago

Is she a comics creator who just had a great weekend tabling at a con and is most of that money in worn fives, tens, and twenties? Then okay. Otherwise…

gregpak.net•42 days ago

I want to know if it was an even $3K and in what denominations. And when did she withdraw it from the bank, if it came from a bank. These are legit questions.

rutrow.bsky.social•42 days ago

Was it in Rubles? 🤔

indigo-k.com•42 days ago

I saw mention of 'blank checks', and I want to know if they weirdly chose this phrase to describe her own checkbook, or if there were actual blank checks made out to her or to other people, and who they were made out to/from.

sisbromcdudeho.bsky.social•42 days ago

I hope whoever took the $$ will donate it to dog shelters.

andrewfarago.bsky.social•42 days ago

A distracting detail like that keeps people from asking what kind of classified information and security access was just sitting around unattended while she was having an expensive night out.

leeferguson.bsky.social•42 days ago

It’s okay, they just send that stuff out via group chat. 😌

arthurwyatt.bsky.social•42 days ago

Was it in a sack marked “BRIBES”?

saberkhai.bsky.social•42 days ago

Yes they are. Additionally, she would have had to go into the bank and withdraw that much money personally. You can't get that much cash from an ATM.

david.lynch.wtf•42 days ago

Establishing a pattern of always carrying “the police would assume you’re a drug dealer” levels of cash seems like a great cover for taking large cash bribes.

oneminutemonkey.bsky.social•42 days ago

she was gonna put all those small, nonsequential, used bills into plastic eggs and leave them behind bushes and in trashcans for her benefactors to find.

brunocatarino.bsky.social•42 days ago

Man, I want to be a comics creator who makes 3k at a single con 😅

brianvfx.bsky.social•42 days ago

Right?! Any time I have spent a weekend treating family and friends to something special, I used a credit and/or debit card. I dont even get cash unless I know I have to valet a car somewhere. This whole thing is sketchy AF.

mercurialblonde.bsky.social•42 days ago

Maybe she takes her family to the strip club?

93418.bsky.social•42 days ago

Who doesn't just put it on a credit card or use their debit directly?

tmaloney.bsky.social•42 days ago

The fact that they even felt the need to comment on it!

uncommonpeople.bsky.social•42 days ago

You are all suspecting something nefarious. Truth is, she was planning to buy a couple dozen eggs to decorate.

yazikus.bsky.social•42 days ago

Having her passport in her purse certainly suggests something else

sraars.comrades.social•42 days ago

Seems sus.

jackiecinmht.bsky.social•42 days ago

Yeah, you don’t need cash if you’re taking your family out to dinner. (Mayyyyyybe if you’re making them split and just handing them cash for your part 😆)

yourwaitress.bsky.social•42 days ago

I'm waiting to see who gets punished for this.

thereisnocat.com•42 days ago

America. America gets punished for this.

phernie.bsky.social•42 days ago

My kids prefer Venmo 🤷🏼‍♀️

jlroberson.bsky.social•42 days ago

"Activities"
Because one always refers to things one does with one's family that way

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