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golikehellmachine.com • 34 days ago

good luck unfucking that particular couch, vd jance

Trump is preparing to make JD Vance the “tariff czar” to deal with the rising prices and other problems that are about to arise because of their tariffs on China.

🔗: www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-a...

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ralphbo.bsky.social•34 days ago

Can’t think of anyone who deserves this job more

davidcrowe.bsky.social•34 days ago

Give him a suicide mission to accomplish and blame him when it inevitably fails. “Folks, he let Trump down. I trusted him, but he’s a bad person, who did bad things badly.”

bangunit.bsky.social•34 days ago

Lol. Lmao.

A shit sandwich is still a shit sandwich, even if you cut the crusts off. Enjoy it, JV.

insidejoke.bsky.social•34 days ago

It's not just Vance it's several people that are supposed to be doing other things.

skoryy.bsky.social•34 days ago

Bridge crew for a Kobayashi Maru simulation

golikehellmachine.com•34 days ago

joke was too good to pass up

edwoodk.bsky.social•34 days ago

He is the fat smug face of Anti-American Government.

wolfgabe.bsky.social•34 days ago

Translation: I am making JD Vance my new scapegoat for when people notice PlayStaion 5's start getting more expensive.

ramshackle78.bsky.social•34 days ago

If there's to be debates again in US looking forward to some generic Dem hammering him on how he was tariff consequences tzar and prices were still high.
what happened to his tiktok gig?

hrryan.bsky.social•34 days ago

Give it to JD, he'll drop it like a football trophy.

qtx.bsky.social•34 days ago

O M G

lazear.bsky.social•34 days ago

Shouldn't be too hard, the couch wasn't able to make it through customs so he can just ignore it.

lizamazel.bsky.social•34 days ago

also? that pic is totally shopped, and he still looks like something your kid would run away from screaming.

they erased some of the chipmunk pouch tho

lizamazel.bsky.social•34 days ago

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*wheeeeeeeeze*

omg. ok Vance is officially too dumb to live, at least politically speaking. I mean I get he can't exactly say "no" but the ONE thing I miiight expect out of him inheriting the crown would be to kibosh the tariffs since no one gaf but Trump.

lizamazel.bsky.social•34 days ago

this move? Suggests either Trump himself or a malevolent rival who whispered the "suggestion" into Donald's shell (oil) like is quite aware of just how pissed off the average Murcan is about to get and wants to leave the bag in that particular lap.

oh that's rich. LOL

lizamazel.bsky.social•34 days ago

i am assuming the latter since OBVIOUSLY Trump refuses to believe the tariffs are anything but supra genius and he's probably too dim at this point to even understand just what a lean and hungry look yon JD has.

grolby.standarddouble.com•34 days ago

Hahaha, suck shit jd

sfinbar.bsky.social•34 days ago

Lol

caramia5.bsky.social•34 days ago

Oh this is perfect.., it’s just what JD deserves

groverhaustenbosch.bsky.social•34 days ago

*cursed vance meme* have you ever once said thank you for the delayed switch 2 preorder

postingtreyf.bsky.social•34 days ago

Nicholas II vibes

pcorneliusmusic.bsky.social•34 days ago

Hall of fame Skeet, my friend.

joed1.bsky.social•34 days ago

Someone to soak up all the negative attention while trump is kicking it on the golf course saying well, we will have to see or you’ll have to talk to the lawyers or I’m just now hearing about this

whrwlfthrwlf85v.bsky.social•33 days ago

This is a crank theory on my part, but I think Trump or one of his loyalists are genuinely worried by talk of a successor and/or the 25th Amendment, so they're spitefully giving JD Vance the role of tariff czar to kneecap him politically. Probably too much credit to their intelligence, though.

rntropy.bsky.social•34 days ago

It put a smile on my face imagining Trump telling Vance that Vance's new job is Official Court Shit-Eater for Tariffs

illimij.bsky.social•34 days ago

"I don't know anything about it. You'll have to ask JD."

oxzus.bsky.social•34 days ago

The JV Dunce can have his chance when the pee resident is removed. Maybe he'll keep things out of the hands of world's smallest Johnson? Maybe we'll have to give him the chop, too.

milayna.bsky.social•34 days ago

Even he's not too stupid to see he's being set up, right

lizamazel.bsky.social•34 days ago

no but his position depends ENTIRELY on how shamelessly he can suck up to the very worst people in the world, so he's stuck with it now.

lol

mattyeg.bsky.social•34 days ago

Please accept my congratulations on your promotion to Captain, and my condolences that you now have to go down with the ship.

maximumeffort433.bsky.social•34 days ago

It's like the dog with the bone meme.

REDUCE PRICES!
DON'T CUT TARIFFS, JUST REDUCE PRICES!

cepmurphy.bsky.social•34 days ago

He must be wondering what he's done that deserved this.

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