you aren’t hearing from the dems because they’re hard at work down in the crispr lab growing vats of 2028 candidates twice as racist and 3x as old as biden
Comments
Log in with your Bluesky account to leave a comment
An ogre 66 feet tall. Even more lumbersome, confused, and nasty than Fetterman. Jonathan Greenblatt sits in his midsection and drives him around like Krang. The only problem is the engine sits in his head and keeps shooting off gears that lodge like shuriken in the inner wall of his skull.
an endless stream of grandpas from texas chainsaw massacre emerging from the nondescript doorway next to the rotunda, mewing and blinking in the light, gasping out "vote blue no matter hooo" before collapsing with a liquid cough in a gutter four steps away
Trying to figure out how they can get AOC in the sunken place and have Pelosi as her body's new inhabitant so she can live forever and keep trading stocks
chronologically the candidates are younger than biden - unavoidable when growing them from scratch - but they've got 'em in one of those ultrasonic wine accelerators and they're hoping that will make all the difference.
Comments
*correct
Who we will quickly find out is not nearly as cool as the high school history books make him out to be