The fact that your leg can go to sleep while you are awake is, frankly, outrageous I SAY WHEN IT’S BEDTIME AROUND HERE - ThreadSky

pftompkins.bsky.social • 155 days ago

The fact that your leg can go to sleep while you are awake is, frankly, outrageous

I SAY WHEN IT’S BEDTIME AROUND HERE

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xavierrynne.bsky.social•155 days ago

Then it’s up all night)

fairtirade.bsky.social•155 days ago

The fact that my leg has to wait for you, a guy half way around the world, to say it's bedtime is completely unreasonable. Let sleeping legs lie

dinodinoinleo.bsky.social•155 days ago

Hahahaha this is too funny, I hope it doesn't happen to me, too busy for that

css1222.bsky.social•155 days ago

ah to be young enough that you think you’re in charge of your body

pftompkins.bsky.social•155 days ago

How the fuck old do you think I am

css1222.bsky.social•155 days ago

haha, I’m raised to never ask and never tell!

kornygoatweed.bsky.social•155 days ago

I remember when I was a kid I used to wake from sleeping in awkward positions to an arm that was *completely* numb, couldn't even move my fingers. Been a while since I experienced that, but I've come close to a similar experience due to sitting on a toilet while suffering food poisoning lol

bevloveseveryone.bsky.social•155 days ago

😂😂

fattybearsteak.bsky.social•155 days ago

What's worse is when my body's asleep and my legs stay up late playing video games...

fascistsoftwitter.bsky.social•155 days ago

As someone with poor circulation, narcoleptic limbs are a real problem for me

fleetwood79.bsky.social•155 days ago

They have the gall to have their own night life as well.

stratomouse.bsky.social•155 days ago

And then that evening: restless leg syndrome

glenpentez.bsky.social•155 days ago

If you'd slept earlier when your leg told you to, this wouldn't happen. You only have yourself to blame.

nikkiuk.bsky.social•155 days ago

😂😂

davidthegrey.bsky.social•155 days ago

I hate it when it falls asleep, and then it's up all night.

livelaughlasagna.bsky.social•155 days ago

Yeah, now your leg’s gonna be up all night

puntspeedchunk1988.bsky.social•155 days ago

Me to my brain after zoning out for 30 seconds: "Don't you die on me yet!"

mousedroppings.bsky.social•155 days ago

Leg usually only goes to sleep when you're awake if you choke it out though. Or if you have diabetes.

j-everett.bsky.social•155 days ago

And then decides to do a muscle "tune up" in the middle of the night.

dawisco.bsky.social•155 days ago

Until you try walking to the bedroom

sonofisaac.bsky.social•155 days ago

It’s 10PM somewhere @internethippo.bsky.social

hamiltwan.bsky.social•155 days ago

You think a leg is bad, look at this thing, asleeping at 12:30 pm!

b-radbradshaw.satan.social•155 days ago

In all honesty I wish my brain could just be like "hey! Stap it." And Boom my leg is awake

torekdva.bsky.social•155 days ago

My dog laid on my arm during nap time and it fell asleep before I did. I was offended

iampatrickc.bsky.social•155 days ago

Getting disrespected by my limbs and my kids under the roof I provide, wearing the clothes that I paid for, with food that I made them in their stomachs smh

ptrkbrn.com•155 days ago

What's doubly absurd is the opposite can also happen. It's a whole syndrome. Why do legs have minds and circadian rhythms of their own?

createdbyclyde.bsky.social•154 days ago

Mostly on the shitter, usually a good reminder to get up and stop scrolling

benhauser.bsky.social•155 days ago

And I’d put my FOOT DOWN but I’m scared of intensifying the pins-&-needles

erinsbear.bsky.social•155 days ago

Oh, so you’re saying you’re the boss of your legs.

Leg Boss (leg boss).

rockney.bsky.social•155 days ago

TIP: Install operating systems on separate drives. Then "point" user directories, etc. to a secondary drive. That makes swapping the O/S much easier.

dellarip.bsky.social•155 days ago

I would watch an Inside Out of PFT...which I realize without the context of the Pixar film sounds upsetting

asromamooose.bsky.social•154 days ago

Start the clock: New no no!

cornerdj.com•155 days ago

The worst part is the snoring.

watchlady.bsky.social•155 days ago

And with Restless leg syndrome you could be asleep and your leg is awake

WHEN WILL IT END?

somehooplehead.bsky.social•155 days ago

#MSPals Unite!
Wherever there is ridiculous numbness, we'll be there.

Wherever there are medical professionals giving doubtful glances, we'll be there.

Wherever there are way too many fucking steps between here and the bathroom? Well, I'll go here.

bgfc.bsky.social•155 days ago

Lol 👌

kellycon.tech•155 days ago

Once again a delusional white man thinks he's in charge of EVERYTHING.

Let your damned legs have a life of their own Paul! They want to be free, to dance, and to love.