Harried-looking couple reviewing the instructions for a "Täblè," trying to reconcile the drawing of how the legs are inserted vs. the ambiguously-marked pieces of plywood on the floor: "We need a few more minutes."
Yeah, Republicans think that the scariest words ever uttered are "I'm from the government and I'm here to help", but the words that scare me the most are "some assembly required".
I am pleased to say that I put together a small table.. not one swear word
... although I should have looked at the instructions first because apparently two metal pieces I really didn't need to add because I'm not attaching it to the wall and now I can't get off because the screws are worn out
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😬🤔😳😂
..and I believe there were some rely important parts left over, that you didn't use.
*in that sexy Moneypenny way*
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2 competent adults
Maître-d: That would be a "no," sir?
Dad: Correct. Now don't interrupt us until the chairman is here.
16: Dad? I can't get the pot ready.
Dad: If you had listened to me when I told you to take blacksmithing!
The file cabinet was a b*tch.
I feel soOo good right now.
Thank you.
... although I should have looked at the instructions first because apparently two metal pieces I really didn't need to add because I'm not attaching it to the wall and now I can't get off because the screws are worn out