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Real life is my alt baby Latest Tricks: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaakcudl57cto Trickshots - Best of : https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaaeggv4dcza6
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if you like sweet and funny, you need to follow my bestie key. she will charm your heart wide open 8K.....

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BREAKING: CDC Rebrands Itself as Center for Disease Circulation

submitted 15 days ago • 13 comments

23andMe sounds like a dating website run by Leonardo DiCaprio

submitted 16 days ago • 20 comments

people who say it’s always darkest before the dawn: congratulations, you’ve discovered sunrise

submitted 16 days ago • 7 comments

plot twist: be mad *and* disappointed

submitted 16 days ago • 9 comments

this is HARDLY accurate, if not entirely untrue because I asked Snopes to verify this and they refused while their security guards tased me repeatedly, but I digress; you should check out and follow the very funny @xinicit.bsky.social I HAVE SPOKEN

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

A very HAPPY BIRTHDAY to TONY ! 🎂🥳 You are one of the reasons kindness, grace and decency still exist on BSky. Thank you for touching so many lives with love. 🥺❤️💖

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my friend prof kiosk is almost at **25K** followers follow him to give him the juice to fulfil his new life mission (he will fail but let's help him try anyway)

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my lovely and clever friend mal is usually never wrong but this time she is. follow her anyway.

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@trickykat.bsky.social proves you don’t need sleep to be beautiful

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INVENTOR OF PAPER: *gets paper cut* BURN IT BURN IT ALL

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the great escape stars lightning mcqueen as a french safecracker who pretends to be an american POW but the germans are onto him & they make him learn baseball, meanwhile grandpa from jurassic park digs a fucking huge tunnel & helps el chapo escape or some shit i don't fucking know - suche ihn ⭐⭐⭐⭐

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st elmo's fire is not a film about a much loved kids tv star who risks his life to single-handedly rescue more than 40 children from a blaze in an orphanage, but it should be because the actual film is just a shit breakfast club set in a bar or some shit i don't fucking know - brat pack wank sock ⭐

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the king's speech stars mr darcy from bridget jones' pride & prejudice as one of the king georges & nigel the pelican from finding nemo as one of the king's men & they have to write a speech about how germans are boring cunts who smell like sausages or some shit i don't fucking know - wurstwichser ⭐

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bloodsport was a groundbreaking concept where they wanted to see if it was possible to make a film without any sort of plot & instead they just rely entirely on jean-claude van damme making being able to do the splits his entire personality or some shit i don't fucking know - sweaty judo nonsense ⭐

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It’s 2070, I am an old man. I hear a knock at my door. It’s The Department of Cum Collection. I tell the man I do not have much to give this week, I’m dried up. He looks behind at his associates and says “Juice him boys”.

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The horn on the bus goes beep beep beep Beep beep beep Beep beep beep The horn on the bus goes beep beep beep The driver’s filled with rage

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I know who likes replies and who will banish you from the land if you reply. I’m good like that.

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love me like the tide— wild, loyal, and moon-struck

submitted 13 days ago • 4 comments

concerts are just expensive group therapy with worse lighting and more glitter

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

The same fire that forged the sun is sleeping in your chest. Wake it.

submitted 7 days ago • 6 comments

Hurt my feelings? What are those?

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

{Pink eye to the tune of Black Hole Sun} 🎶In my eyes, yellowy goop In disguise as crusty soup Oozing gunk, itchy muck The corruption of my face Leaking sludge, swollen lids You are an infectious squid Squeezing out toxic guck And the virus runs amok🎶

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Apparently the T-rex had lips. I wonder if they were as good at smooching as they were at murdering.

submitted 13 hours ago • 5 comments

She sends me real estate listings, I counter with coroner's reports.

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I don’t think I can fix her, but I do think I’d like the way she makes me worse

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Yonder hills are full of graves Dug by folks’ folly in Their judgement of the Solemn duties This Mortal Coil Affords— I prefer to roll down Hills rather than Perish on them— The threads of flesh Are frail and meager When used to dig, Yet surprisingly lithe To loll about— Any hill canst don verdure…

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